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The Great Enchilada Race

7/25/2017

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PictureThe master chef in his kitchen.
In the last couple of weeks, I've given you glimpse into my life growing up in the back end of a Mexican restaurant. I was thirteen when the first two stories happened. This week, we're skipping ahead eight years. I hope you enjoy the story.

 We all know that I am the greatest Mexican chef in the world. As long as we can agree on that fact, then I can go on with my story.

You have to understand that I was twenty-one years old and the world was my enchilada.
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Mama and Papa owned their fourth restaurant, La Posada, at that time. I did not appreciate what I had, I merely showed up to work every morning, bossed the staff around and made myself generally obnoxious.

I more or less ran the restaurant, Mama and Papa were semi-retired. During this time, they traveled a lot. When they were in town, Mama opened the restaurant and worked the lunch shift. I came in around four pm and worked the dinner shift and Mama went home. When they weren’t in town, I ran the restaurant for both shifts.

Mama and Papa had just returned from a trip to Mexico.

“How did things go while I was gone?” Mama asked.

“Just fine.” This was my first time running the restaurant all by myself. “I managed to get the morning set up down to a science.”

Each morning, I went in and made the soup of the day, then started a pot of beans, because they took at least an hour to cook. After the beans, I made fresh enchilada sauce, salsa, ranchera sauce, and guacamole.

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I loved the set-up part of the day. The kitchen was filled with the aromas of roasted chiles, garlic, onion and spices. The rhythmic slap, slap, slap of my chef’s knife on the cutting board as I chopped onions or chiles was music for my soul. I had a cavalcade of tastes as I prepared chile verde, enchiladas, chile rellenos and guacamole. All morning long I had to taste what I was cooking to insure its continued high quality.
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A stack of tortillas waiting to be transformed into enchiladas
The last tasks of my morning, before opening the door, was to make chile rellenos and enchiladas for the lunch rush. I carefully stuffed the green chiles with cheddar cheese, then separated the eggs. I whipped the egg whites until they were stiff, then gently folded in the yolks. When I had the egg batter ready, I dipped a spoonful unto the hot grill and placed a stuffed chile in the middle, adding a little more batter on top to completely cover the chile. When the batter was golden brown on the bottom, I flipped the chile relleno and cooked the other side. Then I took them off of the grill and placed them on a plastic cafeteria-style tray and stored them in the walk-in for use during lunch. We usually sold two or three dozen chile rellenos during lunch every day.

While the chile rellenos were cooking on the grill, I began the preparation of enchiladas. Our cooking station was set up with a deep fryer on one side of the aisle and the steam table on the other. I can still see the order of food in the steam table. On the left was a deep, half hotel pan full of refried beans. Beneath the beans, close to me, was a quarter pan of Mexican rice and a deep quarter pan of enchilada sauce. In the next opening were tamales and tamales sauce.

To make the enchiladas, I dropped the tortillas, two at a time, into the deep fryer. When they floated to the surface, I picked them out with tongs and placed them on a plate. After dipping a couple of dozen tortillas, I turned around to the steam table. There I dipped the tortillas, one at a time, in enchilada sauce, filled the middle with cheddar cheese and chopped onions and rolled them up to form enchiladas. When the enchilada was complete, I placed it on a plastic cafeteria tray. The full tray was covered with a damp kitchen towel and placed in the walk-in to hold for the lunch rush. I usually made four trays with eighteen enchiladas on them for lunch.
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I got the morning setup down to a science. I knew what time I had to start everything in order for it to be ready for the next step. I knew how long it took me to grate cheese, cook chile rellenos and prepare enchiladas. I was becoming the next-generation restaurateur.

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Enchilada sauce simmering on the stove
In the morning that Mama returned from Mexico, I was setting up for the day and explaining my scientific procedure to her. She listened to my rant with a wry smile on her face. The wisdom of experience was meeting the brashness of youth.

“So I allot fifteen minutes to making chile rellenos and enchiladas,” I told her. “I can make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes, that’s eight minutes for four trays, and seven minutes to make the chile rellenos at the same time.”

Mama laughed. “Two minutes? You can’t make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes.”

“Of course I can. I do it every morning.”

“OK, Mr. smarty-pants, show me.”

I hesitated. “Well, I’ve already made all the enchiladas for today. We don’t need to make anymore.”

“That’s OK, we can use them for dinner, they’ll keep. Show me.”

I withered under Mama’s glare. I was absolutely one hundred percent sure that it took me two minutes to make a tray of enchiladas, but I could not put myself to the test.

“I’ll bet you one hundred dollars that I can do it,” I weakly offered.

Mama reached for her purse. “Here’s a fifty-dollar traveler’s check left over from my trip. You make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes and you can have it.”

I was terrified. She was calling my bluff; my one hundred percent certainty shrank to seventy-five percent. I couldn’t attempt to make the enchiladas and fail, after all, I was the Kitchen God. My face felt hot, my pulse raced and my breathing got uneven.

“Go ahead, Mr. know-it-all, make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes.”​
PictureStuffing the enchilada
I found a hundred excuses why we didn’t need to make any more enchiladas. Finally, I could back out no more. I counted off eighteen tortillas from the stack.
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I dipped the first two tortillas in the deep fryer.

“Go,” Mama shouted.

“No wait, not yet,” I cried. “You can’t count dipping the tortillas. It doesn’t count yet, I meant two minutes to roll the enchiladas.”

“You said it took you two minutes to make a tray of enchiladas, that means start to finish. You have to dip the tortillas.” Mama said.

I stopped.

“Well, then I can’t do this. That’s not what I meant. If I have to dip the tortillas, it will take longer.”

“OK,” Mama said, taking off her coat and reaching for an apron. “I’ll show you. You time me. I think I can make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes.” By this time, every employee in the restaurant was watching the confrontation.

Mama counted off eighteen tortillas from the stack on the counter.

“You time me.”

The noise in the kitchen rose to the level usually associated with a prize fight. Everyone was cheering on Mama. She looked up at the big clock on the white kitchen wall and waited for the second hand to reach the twelve.

“Go,” I said.

Mama dropped two tortillas in the deep fryer, then two more, then two more. The first tortillas floated to the surface. She dropped two more tortillas and plucked out the first two with one swift motion. She quickly and rhythmically went about her business until she had eighteen piping hot tortillas on her plate.

Swiftly pivoting to the steam table, Mama grabbed up her spatula and dipped the first tortilla in enchilada sauce with her right hand. At the same time her left hand flew to the cheese bowl and returned in time to meet the tortilla emerging from the enchilada sauce. Her right hand darted to the onion bowl and dribbled chopped onions the length of the tortilla while her left hand rolled the left side of the tortilla. With her right hand she flipped the right side of the tortilla over the left side with the spatula and efficiently scooped up the enchilada and placed it on the tray.

She repeated her lightning movements over and over again. The second hand on the clock slowed down to a crawl. Her fingers flew. Enchilada after enchilada was stacked side by side on the tray.

“One minute,” cried Bill, our assistant cook.

Still Mama worked; her fingers and hands a blur.

“Thirty seconds,” Dorothy, the waitress yelled. The excitement was unbearable. It was the longest two minutes of my life.

“Ten, nine, eight. . .” the staff began to count down the remaining seconds. Mama desperately worked on the final enchiladas.

“Five, four, three, two, one.” A cheer rose from the staff, but Mama was not done. She still had several tortillas on her plate. She quickly finished the tray.
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“Three minutes exactly,” Bill yelled.

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The finished product
Now the excitement of the moment overcame me. I had to show Mama that I was faster and better.

“Time me,” I said as I counted off eighteen more tortillas.

There was a groan from the staff. The second hand moved around to the twelve.

“Go,” Bill shouted.

I dropped the first tortillas in the deep fryer. The adrenaline was flowing. I had never moved faster or with more precision. My hands flew. I moved so fast that I splattered hot oil all over the place, I got several burns on the back of my hand. Moving like a dancer, I pirouetted from the deep fryer to the steam table. I knew that I was going to ace it.

Into the enchilada sauce I dipped my first tortilla. The cheese and onions flew. I slopped enchilada sauce all over the counter, myself and the crowd of onlookers. I felt the roar of the crowd goading me on. As my fingers danced between the cheese and the onions, I sensed that something was wrong. Then it hit me, they weren’t rooting for me, they were rooting against me. They wanted Mama to win. How could this be? I was clearly the best Mexican cook in the world.

“One minute,” Bill shouted.

I had nine enchiladas on the tray. I was going to make it. I was half-way there. I kept up the frantic pace. Cheese, onions and enchilada sauce filled the air.

“Thirty seconds.” I quickly did the math in my head. It was taking me ten seconds per enchilada. I had four tortillas left on my plate, I had to speed up.

I deftly lifted a tortilla off the plate on my spatula and shot it towards the enchilada sauce. My wet hands lost their grip on the spatula and it dropped, tortilla and all into the enchilada sauce. Frantically, I dipped my hand into the one hundred sixty-degree enchilada sauce and fished out the spatula and tortilla.

“Ten, nine, eight . . .” I still had three enchiladas to make.

“Five, four, three, two, one.” A loud cheer filled the kitchen. Mighty Casey had struck out. I had two tortillas on my plate.

“It wasn’t fair. I dropped my spatula. . .  I took me at least thirty seconds to dip the tortillas. If you don’t count dipping the tortillas I would have made it.”
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A loud groan came from the staff.

“Let me have another chance. Give me eighteen more tortillas.”
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The crowd quickly melted away, leaving me with a mess to clean up. As I wiped down the kitchen, I contemplated why everyone was cheering for Mama and against me. It didn’t make any sense.
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Mama and me at Blue Water & Me rollout party, 2012
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The Fire Chief and the Tortilla Machine

7/11/2017

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Woman making tortillas by Diego Rivera
Last week I told you the story about how my family opened El Sombrero Mexican Restaurant on the campus of the University of Oregon. This week I continue the growing up in a restaurant stories. This is Mama’s telling of the Fire Chief story.
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That Christmas Eve day in Eugene, when my husband Charles and I had been in the restaurant business only three months, we were just beginning to learn what is common knowledge throughout the restaurant industry.  Restaurant inspectors, whether they be fire, health, sanitation, maintenance or agriculture, always show up at noon, when your restaurant is full and you are the busiest. Then they expect you to stop operation and give them your full attention.

Another thing we learned that year was that a tortilla machine looked about as familiar to Oregonians as an other-world alien.
 
A tortilla machine is a big, steel, Rube Goldberg-like monster. It has a roller, dough cutter, three conveyors, three sets of gas burners and an oven. After mixing the dough you push it through the rollers, which works it through the cutters to produce perfect, round tortillas, then sends them onto the first conveyor, which carries the tortillas over the first set of burners and cooks them on one side. When the tortillas reach the end of the first conveyor, they drop onto the second conveyor, where they are cooked on the other side. Then to a third conveyor, which cooks them a little more on the first side, and then rolls them onto a receiving table where an attendant spreads them on a metal racks to cool.

One day a lady who had heard about our tortilla machine, called to ask if she could buy five dozen tortillas for her Christmas party. They didn’t sell tortillas in grocery stores in those days. I assured her that she could.

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"How much are they?” she asked.

 
“Twenty-five cents a dozen,” I told her.
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 She came the next day, walked in and looked around the restaurant for the machine. She brought five quarters with her to insert in the machine. I took her to the tortilla room and introduced her to the monster. Looking at it in disbelief for a few minutes, she asked weakly, “But where do you insert the quarters?”
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A modern tortilla machine
The first fire inspector came right in the middle of the noon rush, demanding that we light the tortilla machine so he could do a safety inspection. I was too busy to stop. I told him that I was the only person in the place that could and would light the tortilla machine for him. I suggested that he come back after lunch, when, I would be glad to demonstrate the machine. He shot me a dirty look, then proceeded to inspect the machine. It was obvious that he had no understanding of what he saw, and he finally left without saying a word.

The following day, a different inspector from the Fire Department came. Again, right in the middle of the lunch rush. Looking the machine over, he asked me how it worked.

“If you’ll come back after lunch,” I told him, “I’ll show you. Right now I’m busy and can’t take the time.” I rushed off with a pile of hot plates in my hand.

He followed me down the aisle, right to the table where I delivered the food.

“Mrs. Wallace!” he said in his most authoritative voice, “I’ve come here to inspect your tor . . . tor-tila machine. You can’t operate one in Eugene unless it is inspected. It’s the Fire Department’s responsibility to see that every machine in the city is safe.”

“If you’ll come back after lunch, I’ll show you. I’m just too busy right now,” I replied, as I hurried off to collect more plates that were piling up at the pickup counter. Several hours later I realized that he was gone.

The next day, in the middle of the lunch rush, a third inspector walked up to me. “I want to talk to Mrs. Wallace,” he demanded.

“I am Mrs. Wallace, may I help you?”

He looked down at me from his great height, looking astonished that I should be Mrs. Wallace. [Of course, everybody looks down at Mama from their great height. - Penn]

“I have a report here from the Fire Department. You have a tor . . . tor . .. how do you say it? Taco machine, in this restaurant. I am the third inspector to come out here to inspect it. All our reports must be in tonight, and if we don’t check your machine, you can’t operate it any more. You have been very uncooperative and the machine has not been inspected yet.” He sounded disturbed.

“Oh!” I protested, “I have been very cooperative! I’ve offered to demonstrate how the machine works, if you’ll just come in after the lunch hour.” I was swamped at the moment, running all over the place, trying to do the work of three people. “Look, Mr. Inspector, you’re the third inspector to come here right I the middle of lunch rush. I won’t take time to light the machine right now. I’ll be happy to show you how it works, right after lunch. If you want to light it yourself, go ahead, but do it at your own risk.” I walked off.

​Inspector number three walked into the tortilla room, stared at the machine for a few minutes, scratched his head and left.
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Tortillas coming off the hopper>

The next day was Christmas Eve. We were planning to close after lunch, so everyone could go home and get ready for our Christmas Party. Everyone had brought pretty, wrapped gifts that morning and, being short of space, we had stacked them on top of the tortilla machine. Packages covered the machine; there was a piñata filled with candy; and surplus Christmas decorations were strewn all over the tortilla room. The “monster” was invisible, completely covered with gifts and goodies of all kinds.

 As usual we had a big lunch. The employees and customers were wishing each other Merry Christmas. There was joy everywhere. It snowed the night before; Christmas carols were playing on the phonograph. It was the perfect Christmas Eve, with happiness all about.

 In the middle of the busiest part of the lunch hour, a big red fire engine stopped in front of the restaurant, and His Highness the Fire Chief Himself, followed by two courtiers, strode into the dining room. He was tall, dark, and handsome, with a neatly trimmed beard and mustache. He was dressed to the hilt with gold braid on his cap, gold buttons on his coat, and heavily decorated with medals. He marched straight towards me.  

“Mrs. Wallace, I am Fire Chief Blah Blah, and I am going to inspect your tor . . .
tor . . . tamale, or whatever you call it, machine.”


“Mr. Fire Chief, these are hot plates I’m holding. If you can’t wait until after lunch, go ahead and light the machine yourself. You’re the Chief.” I walked off with my load of hot plates, and in a moment forgot about him.

I stood by a table taking an order when the blast came. The entire building shook. Black smoke and the smell of gas poured out of the tortilla room. Someone shouted, “The Russians are coming!”

I knew what had happened, but was afraid to look. I ran to the tortilla room, and there on the floor lay the Fire Chief and his two helpers, covered with Christmas wrappings and ribbons. The Chief’s hat had disappeared, the buttons on his coat had blown off, and his hairy chest was exposed. His beard was singed, as were his hair and eyebrows. He looked like a minstrel. Everything in the room was torn to pieces. There was a shoe on the window sill, and another shoe in the sink with the dirty dishes. The piñata was nowhere to be found, but there was candy everywhere.

Quickly I reached over the prone bodies and turned off the gas. Then I was seized with laughter, and I ran to the restroom where I became hysterical. By the time I had control of myself, Charles, who is much braver than I, had revived and dusted off the Fire Chief and his assistants.


With all the nonchalance I could muster, I said, “And now, Mr. Fire Chief, this is how you light it.” I lit a match and held it to the pilot lights. When they were lit, I pushed a button, and the conveyors started moving in their rhythmic pattern. Then I pushed another button and all the burners lit at one time. “There,” I said, “that’s how you do it.”

Someone found the Chief’s clipboard under a pile of torn packages and handed it to him, then have him a pencil. He stared at the machine, then at me, and then he signed the paper.

We offered the Chief and his entourage some Christmas cheer. 

“We normally don’t drink on the job,” he replied, “but this has never happened before. What the Hell, it’s Christmas.” Even as he talked they were reaching for the eggnogs.

That was the beginning of the Christmas party. The firemen stayed until late that night. The last we saw of them, the fire engine was racing down Thirteenth Avenue, with its siren screaming, carrying three bedraggled looking firemen, singing, “Noche de Pas, Noche de Amor.”

​Mama, now 92, lives in Portland, Oregon. She was a pioneer woman business owner and a pioneer in the Mexican Food Industry in the Northwest.
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Making tortillas the old-fashioned way
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    Pendelton C. Wallace is the best selling author of the Ted Higuera Series and the Catrina Flaherty Mysteries. 

    The Inside Passage, the first in the Ted Higuera series debuted on April 1st,  2014. Hacker for Hire, The Mexican Connection, Bikini Baristas, The Cartel Strikes  Back, and Cyberwarefare are the next books in the series.


    The Catrina Flaherty Mysteries currently consist of four stories, Mirror Image, Murder Strikes Twice, The Chinatown Murders, and the Panama Murders. Expect to see Cat bounce around the Caribbean for a while.

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