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North to Alaska - Day 4

9/22/2022

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It’s a long drive from Chena Hot Springs to Denali. Steve splurged and bought us tickets on the train from Denali to Talkeetna where Steve and Darla have their cabin. (Well, near Talkeetna, about an hour’s drive out into the wilderness.)

Steve told us to meet him in the lobby at 6 am to make the drive. That meant no coffee for me. Steve promised to stop for breakfast along the way. (That meant an egg McMuffin and bad coffee.)

Steve and Darla had come up on different days, so had two cars. I’m glad they did. With all our baggage, we couldn’t have gotten 5 people into one car.

We packed and headed out. It was a two-hour drive to Denali.

We got to the train station two-hours early. Steve dropped us off and headed to his cabin. We went to check in and Buddy asked, “Are there any upgrades to our seats?”

The ever-patient ticket clerk allowed as how we could upgrade to Gold Class for one hundred and thirty bucks. Each. For those of you who know me well, you know I would never pay that kind of bread for an upgrade, but Buddy wanted to, so I shelled out the bucks.

We were seated in the Gold Class car with the domed roof and big, wide, comfortable seats. The dining room was underneath us in the same car.

“All aboard!” yelled the conductor and we were off.
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Hurricane Gulch
I took the train from Portland to San Diego after taking care of my mother for six months and was extremely disappointed.

This was not the same experience. I kept looking for Tatiana Romanov and James Bond. We were leaving From Denali with Love.

We settled into our seats and enjoyed the beautiful scenery. Through the trees we could occasionally spy majestic mountains. A clear fast-running stream paralleled the railroad tracks and eventually crossed under us and emptied into a large murky river.

The steward came by and asked us to head downstairs for lunch. The lady sitting in front of us asked if we were travelling alone.

“Yes.”

“Would you like to join us for lunch?”

The tables in the dining car seat four people. Because the train was full, they needed us to double up. No problem.

Candy and Billy Bob (I’m sorry, that’s a dig at their Texas roots. He was really Bill.) were delightful lunch partners.

I had penne pasta with reindeer marinera sauce. Buddy settled for a hamburger. The food was great.

Afterward, we returned to our seats and continued to enjoy the ride.

We got back to our seats in time to pass over Hurricane Gulch. There was a “tour guide” somewhere on the train that kept talking to us over the speakers. For the most part his comments were inane as were his puns and jokes. He really needs some new material.

But when it came to Hurricane Gulch, he informed us that the bridge over the Gulch was the longest in the United States. (I wonder if he knows about seven-mile bridge in Florida?) and that it was the highest bridge in North America.

I could believe it. Way down below us was a tiny river that looked like a ribbon of blue and white. It was a big river, but it seemed like we were looking down from an airplane.

Buddy asked me if I was happy and, for the first time on the trip, I could say yes. It was a wonderful train ride.
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Now for the $64,000 question: Did we see Mt. Denali? This was one of the objects of my Alaska Adventure. According to our tour guide we went right past it. The only problem was that the cloud cover was so low we couldn’t see the tops of the trees, much less the highest peak in North America.
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Buddy and Steve in Talkeetna
The drive from Denali to Talkeetna was about two hours. That’s a long time for an aging bladder. Sure enough, about an hour into the trip, Buddy needed to stop.

Steve drove and Buddy rode shotgun, I curled up in the back seat and wandered in and out of consciousness. I felt the car stop and popped up. “What’s going on?”

“I need to go pee-pee,” Buddy answered, jumping out of the car.

Not a bad idea I thought. I could feel pressure in my bladder as well. I got out of the car and walked around to the roadside.

“Stop. Don’t watch!” Buddy yelled.

Being the gentleman that I am, I walked up the road about a hundred feet and turned my back. I was just done doing my business when I heard Buddy yell, “Help.”

I wasn’t sure what she was saying, but I kept my back turned. “Help,” she yelled again, “I can’t get up.”

I turned and found her squatting in the bushes with her pants down. “My knees won’t work. I can’t get up.”

Now I wasn’t too fast on the uptake. Instead of pulling out my cell phone and taking a picture, I walked over, grabbed her hands, and pulled her up.

She was mightily embarrassed. “My legs failed me. I couldn’t get up,” she muttered as she got in the car.

Oh well, as the Bard said, “All’s well that ends well.”


We got to Talkeetna, Steve picked us up, and we headed to his cabin. Darla was not feeling well so she went straight home.

Steve’s cabin is a work in progress. The work is all professional quality (Steve does great work), but the plumbing isn’t in yet, and the wiring not complete. They have solar power, and the lights went off while I was getting ready for bed.

We had dinner and headed to bed. Buddy checked out before Steve and me. We sat and talked a bit, and I began to feel ill. My stomach heaved and I felt woozy. I knew these symptoms. I had full-fledged food-poisoning. I think it was bad reindeer.

I made a fast exit to the kitchen where I proceeded to throw up in the sink.

I fought it for a while, then I turned in. I went into the kitchen to wash my coffee cup and the storm started.

The deck was heaving, and I had to hold onto the sink to keep from being thrown from my feet. I hung on and looked out the window to see the extent of the storm.

The sky was overcast, and the rain dribbled, but there was no wind.

The deck heaved under my feet like I was in a force-5 gale. I clung to the wall and cabinets to make my way to the stairs. I grabbed onto the banister and eased my way down. When I got to the bottom, I had a problem. The deck was heaving and there was nothing to hold unto between me and the bed.

I ran for it. I stumbled across the room like a drunken sailor (get the reference?) and threw myself on the bed. I pulled myself up to a sitting position and the room swayed so badly that I thought I would fall over.

Remember I mentioned that I had Meniere’s disease? It hit full force. I was literally incapable of walking.

By the time I settled into bed, I wanted to die.
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North to Alaska - Day 3

9/12/2022

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PictureThey plan on making the plane into a B&B

​Day 3
The day began with clean clothes and bad coffee. I made sausage, scrambled eggs, and bagels for breakfast. The day started well.

We met Darla and Steve at the activity center and sat down for a game of hand and foot. I’d never played this card game before, but it was a lot like Hearts, at which I excel.

We played a couple of hands to get me up to speed on the rules, but when we started in earnest, every time I did something I was informed that I couldn’t do that.

We paired up. I partnered with Darla and Buddy with her brother. I already knew that Buddy cheats at board games and pool, but now I learned that it ran in the family.

Steve won hand after hand. Toward the end I started getting the feel for the game and Darla and I went on a winning streak. When it came down to the final hand, they were ahead of us by five hundred points or so. I played a sneaky hand and caught them with a pile of cards in their hands. I started to tally my score and was corrected once again. You have to count your books before your card count. I had to rebuild my books so we could count them.

The first time I counted my 5-point cards, I had 45 points. The second time, I only had 40 points.

We went ahead and counted our hands. Steve and Buddy had 1195 points. Darla and I had 1190. They won by 5-points. Then there was the issue of the 5-points I miscounted. Hmmm. I wonder . . .

PictureSoakin' in the Hot Springs
We went back to our rooms for lunch. I made spectacular peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Then we all met at the spa and had a good soak.

The original pool has been cemented over, sand filled the bottom and huge boulders lined the shore. It’s about a hundred feet long and maybe fifty feet wide. There are several overhead pipes that spray cool water into the pool to make it safe for human habitation. Near the pipe where the hot water comes from, the water is hot enough to scald you.

And of course, as with all mineral hot springs I’ve been in, the water feels slimy.

I had to answer Mother Nature’s call, so I left the group and waded my way across the pool. There is a pipe railing at the edge of the ramp coming down into the pool. That’s there to prevent hapless fools from falling off the ramp and into deep water. Of course, with my bad knees and Meniere’s disease, I hold onto the railing as I walk down.

The pipe eventually disappears under the not very clear water so people can walk around the end. In my best imitation of a Mel Brooks movie, I spotted where the railing went under water and started across.

I stubbed my toes on the rocks and fell across the barrier, knocking all the wind out of my lungs.

I cried out and mothers covered their young ones’ ears. (Actually, I’m taking literary license here because they don’t allow little kids in the pool.) I mumbled a few more bad words and worked my way down the submerged railing which disappeared into the murky water.
When I thought I had gone far enough I turned toward the ramp and tried again. You guessed it. I stubbed my toes and fell on the pipe.

Grumble, grumble, grumble. &*((^%$#!!.

OK, I had to go down further. So I did. When I felt I had gone far enough I turned in again and immediately was attacked by a big orange ball. I fought my way loose and headed up the ramp, thinking, “they should put some sort of buoy at the end of the ramp, so people know where to turn.”

What did I say about hapless fools?

As far as I can tell, no one saw me and there was no laughing and snickering.

After the pool we returned to our rooms for a much-deserved nap. Eventually Buddy wanted to go for a walk. I wanted to get started on my travelogue. While we were talking, we spotted Steve and Darla taking Cody out for a walk. Buddy ran to join them, and I got to work.

After I finished the first two days of our trip, I was getting hungry. I decided to go ahead and make dinner. I had no idea when Buddy would get back and I wasn’t about to wait. If she couldn’t be here on time, she could just eat cold food.

As I put the finishing touches on beef teriyaki with broccoli, Buddy walked in the door. Now I have to tell you, we thought we made a perfect couple, until I discovered her fatal flaw. She hates cauliflower and broccoli, my favorite two veggies. We ARE NOT compatible.

PictureBuddy Can't Resist a Challenge

After dinner and some talking, I decided I wanted a piece of homestyle apple pie from the restaurant. We pulled on our coats and headed to the bar. We got there and there was only one other couple at the bar. Slow night.

You need to know that weird stuff happens to Buddy. Through no fault of her own, stuff just falls from the sky on her head. OK, got the picture?
PictureThe Infamous Triangle

There was a ranch triangle with a bar to ring it hanging above the bar. With it was a sign saying, “Ring the triangle you will be required to buy a round of drinks for everybody sitting or standing le at the bar.”

That was like waving a red flag at a bull. Buddy grabbed the bar and rang the triangle to wake the dead. Everyone laughed. When the bartender returned Buddy asked him if he head the ring.
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“Are you kidding,” he responded. “They heard it in Anchorage.”
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She got off lucky. The other couple at the bar were getting ready to leave. They just had a cup of coffee. Cheap dates.

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    Pendelton C. Wallace is the best selling author of the Ted Higuera Series and the Catrina Flaherty Mysteries. 

    The Inside Passage, the first in the Ted Higuera series debuted on April 1st,  2014. Hacker for Hire, The Mexican Connection, Bikini Baristas, The Cartel Strikes  Back, and Cyberwarefare are the next books in the series.


    The Catrina Flaherty Mysteries currently consist of four stories, Mirror Image, Murder Strikes Twice, The Chinatown Murders, and the Panama Murders. Expect to see Cat bounce around the Caribbean for a while.

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