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December 25th, 2014

12/25/2014

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

Shameless Self Promotion

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First of all, I have to give you my plea on bended knee. I need at least twelve more reviews for The Mexican Connection. I know that bunches of you have downloaded the book; I hope you’ve read it by now.

I plan to run a promotion for the book in January and need at least twenty reviews for it to be considered. If you’ve read the book, please click here and write a review right now. It will only take you ten minutes and will mean the world to me.

If you haven't read the book yet, you can get a copy here.


You’re back so soon? Thank you for your help.


Now on to the Parade of Lights

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Dawn has been working at Costco as temporary holiday season help. (You don’t have any idea how difficult it is to find a job in San Diego.) She had been getting Sundays off, so we decided to take the Victory out for the annual Parade of Lights.

The Parade of Lights is a parade of decorated boats of all sizes and descriptions along the San Diego waterfront. The parade starts at the west end of Shelter Island and runs down the water front to the Coronado Bridge, then doubles back along the shoreline of Coronado Island. About one hundred boats participate, all decorated with tons of Christmas lights. This year’s theme was Children’s Stories.

I spent the week doing some necessary repairs and cleaning the boat up for the event. The topsides were a mess. After several months of sitting in San Diego bay, a layer of dust and dirt had accumulated. I spent four days fixing, cleaning and scrubbing. I was beat before we ever left the dock. That’s not even mentioning the time it took for me to decorate the boat with festive Christmas lights.

You know what they say about the best laid plans. When Dawn got her schedule for this week, she was scheduled to work on Sunday. I had already invited a dozen or so people to go, so I felt like I had to follow through.

I was going to cancel the trip, but fortunately, Theresa and James volunteered to act as hostess and host for me. They came aboard early Sunday and I gave them the tour and explained how everything worked. Then they took over and ran the galley, producing a lovely ham dinner. All guests contributed to the pot luck and we had a grand time.


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The south end of San Diego bay is quite shallow. There is a well marked deep-water channel to allow vessels to transit to and from Chula Vista harbor, but the water rapidly shoals to about three feet outside of the channel. The Victory draws seven feet of water, so you can see that it would be bad mojo to stray outside of the channel.

On top of this, we had a historic low tide at 4 pm, our scheduled departure time. The good news was that the tide would be on the rise if we ran aground. The bad news was that much of the bay was exposed mud flats.

Ken lives on his boat in Chula Vista Marina and he is intimately familiar with the channel. With his help, we picked our way up the channel to deep water under the Coronado Bridge.

 I believe that I have already told you that Theresa was my deceased sister, Quita’s, best friend. Well Quita, Theresa and my cousin Carmen all were in the same class in grade school. Carmen and Theresa hadn’t seen each other in fifty years. They spend hours talking and reminiscing about the good old days.

I had Christmas music blaring from the stereo and the cockpit speakers. We anchored off the embarcadero and waited for the parade. The shoreline was crowded with people. As far as we could see mobs of people stood and waited for the coming of the decorated vessels.

We had time to get the anchor down, get the ham out of the oven and serve dinner to our guests, then the first boat came down the bay. For the next two hours, dozens of boats of all sizes, from decorated kayaks to hundred plus foot schooners paraded just off our starboard beam. We had the best seats in the house.

On many vessels, Santa shouted a merry “Ho, ho, ho.” We, of course replied with a hearty “merry Christmas.”

I could tell right away that we weren’t in Seattle anymore. We did the Christmas Ship parade in Seattle and froze our little tutus off. Here in San Diego we wore parkas for the trip up the bay into the wind, but as soon as we were at anchor, off came the coats in the balmy weather. On the way back down the bay after the parade, the wind was with us so we didn’t need the coats going home either.


PictureLights on the bay
At this point I put “Stan Boreson Fractures Christmas” on the stereo. If you aren’t from Seattle, you probably don’t know Stan. He was a kiddie show host in the ‘50’s and his wacky Swedish immigrant character plays the accordion and makes up fanciful words for your favorite Christmas Carols. He does old standards like “Lena Got Run Over by a Reindeer” and “Walking in my Winter Underwear.” He had the San Diegans rolling on the deck.

We had a marvelous meal, thoroughly enjoyed watching the parade, then pulled the anchor and headed home.

Nothing is ever as easy as it should be. For some reason, the anchor windlass decided not to pull up the chain and we had to haul in the last thirty or forty feet by hand. That’s a couple of hundred pounds of chain with a sixty-five pound anchor on the end. Four guys took turns being macho and hauling that puppy up to the deck, but finally we were free.

The trip back to Chula Vista was a little nerve wracking for me, but I’m sure the guest had a good time. While they enjoyed pie and ice cream, I had to pick my way up the channel, marked by navigation lights (with Ken’s help), without running aground. This time we were on a falling tide, so if we got stuck, we would be in deep kimchee. (Or should I say “shallow kimchee?”)

My cousin, Yollanda, sat next to me at the helm. “It sure would be easy to get lost out here,” she said. “They don’t have any street signs.”

“But they do,” I answered. “See those red and green lights? They mark the safe channel home. The flashing blue light is a police harbor patrol boat. The flashing yellow lights are the stake boats for the parade that mark the parade route.”

“I guess you have to know how to read them,” she replied.

We made it back to Chula Vista Marina and I managed to get the Victory back in her slip in the dark. Docking this big, ungainly boat is a little like trying to park a semi in your garage without the use of brakes. She fits, but just barely and there isn’t a lot of room in the fairways for backing and filling. Basically, you have to judge the turns right the first time or you’ll be poking your bow sprit into someone else’s boat.

All in all we had a marvelous time. All the guests were happy and I managed to get everyone back alive and in one piece. Any time I can say that, I consider it a successful trip.

I spent the next day watching football, eating and napping. I was totally wiped out.


Back to Shameless Self Promotion

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I hope you have all purchased a copy of Seven Seas Mysteries by now. If you haven’t, to get yours at Amazon.com click here.

Seven Seas Mysteries is a boxed set of seven pulse-pounding nautical mystery novels by seven bestselling authors for only 99 cents. I had the honor of including The Inside Passage in this set.

All proceeds from the sale of this box set go to the Veterans Writing Project.

Pick up your copy today. Have seven great reads and support a really worthy cause.




Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.



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Seven Seas Mysteries

12/15/2014

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I’ve told you that I am privileged to work with six other best-selling authors putting together a boxed set of nautical mysteries. I can’t believe a group of seven creative people can work together so fast and effectively.

Today, I’m announcing the cover for our box set. It should be available on Amazon.com this week. We will have an initial “Friends and Family” price of 99 cents. The proceeds from this project will be donated to the Veterans’’ Writing Project.

I can’t express how excited I am to be included with this group of writers. Here is the list of books and authors in this set:                


              

                    A Dangerous Harbor                        RP Dahlke

                    Bluewater Killers                               CLR Dougherty

                    Fallen Out                                           Wayne Stinnett

                    The Inside Passage                          Pendelton C. Wallace

                    Trawler Trash                                    Ed Robinson

                    Troubled Sea                                      Jinx Schwartz

                    Wood’s Relic                                      Steven Becker

The box set will be available as an eBook on Amazon.com. You can download it for your own enjoyment, or you can send it as a gift to a friend. In this holiday season, don’t forget that books make great gifts.

These are really good authors. If you enjoy my books, you’re going to love this box set. I’ll announce as soon as it is available for purchase, but I’m so excited I just had to let you know about it now.

Happy whatever holiday you celebrate this season to all.


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Merry Christmas

12/9/2014

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The holiday season is upon us.

If you haven't read my Christmas satire, Christmas Inc. yet, this is your chance. Click here to get your copy.

We started the season out with a trip to Westminster to have Thanksgiving with my cousins.

Carmen, Brenda, Yollanda, Suzi and Renee were our closest cousins and best friends when we lived in California. My sister, Quita, and I often walked to their house or they came to ours to hang out and play.

We lived in a little house at 2000 Anaheim Street in Costa Mesa. The Pantojas lived a couple blocks away. In those days there were still empty lots, so we could make a direct trip between our houses. Finding an empty lot in Southern California today is like looking for an honest man at a used-car salesman’s convention.


We moved to Oregon in 1961. In the intervening fifty-three years, we have not had much contact. Four years ago, when Libby and I flew to San Diego to buy the Victory, I looked my cousins up. Libby and I drove up to Santa Ana to have dinner with them at Yollanda’s house.

PicturePenn and Dawn with the cousins
It was an amazing experience. Here we were, a bunch of old people, reliving our childhood memories. It was interesting that as I recalled an experience, they filled in pieces that I didn’t remember and vice versa.

Now it’s Thanksgiving and Dawn and I are hungry for family for the holiday. I got in touch with Suzi and kind of invited ourselves to their feast. Of course, they were very gracious. When I hinted at not having any place to spend Thanksgiving, they immediately asked us to come up there.

It’s normally a ninety minute drive from San Diego to Santa Ana. It took three hours. We were supposed to be there by noon to help with the cooking. We got there at a quarter after one to help with the eating.

Carmen graciously left the gravy making and turkey slicing for me. She wanted everyone to participate in the preparation of the feast.

We had a wonderful time. There were about twenty-five people there. Children and their spouses and grandchildren. Can you believe it? My cousins have grandchildren? We were just kids ourselves yesterday.

I want to extend a hearty thank you to my cousins, Carmen, Brenda, Yollanda and Suzi, for the great time. They apparently are horrible judges of character. They invited us back for Christmas.

They do an American Thanksgiving and a Mexican Christmas. I was surprised and appalled that no one knows how to make tamales. I’ll go up early on Christmas Eve and make tamales for the fiesta. More on that later.


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Why, you ask, is Suzi holding a pomegranate in the picture? You’ll have to read Blue Water & Me to get the whole story. Or ask me the next time you see me.

Writing News

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Things have been moving so fast that I can’t keep up.

Of course, you know that I published The Mexican Connection, the third book in the Ted Higuera Series, the week after Bouchercon. I am pleased with the sales so far. If you’re one of the hundreds of people who took advantage of the “Friends and Family” promotion, I would appreciate it if you would post a review on Amazon.com as soon as possible.

I want to run a promotion for The Mexican Connection in January and I must have at least twenty reviews for them to consider it.

Next, and this is really big, I am working with a group of well established authors on a Nautical Mystery Box Set. We will have seven novels in the set by bestselling authors Wayne Stinnett, RP Dalhke, CLR Dougherty, Steven Becker, Ed Robinson, Jinx Schwatrz and myself. I will include The Inside Passage in the collection.

It will be called Seven Seas Mysteries and should be out in time for Christmas. It will sell for 99 cents to introduce new readers to our novels.

I can’t tell you how jazzed I am to be included with a group of such distinguished authors. I’m learning lots and we’ve built a nice camaraderie as we work on this project. I know that I will be in touch with these new friends for the rest of my life.

The third big piece of news I have for you is that I have been invited to make two presentations at the San Diego State University Writers Conference in January. I will hold a workshop on Critique Groups and give a presentation called "Marketing 101" recounting what I have learned about marketing your books. I hope some of you will be attending the conference and we get the chance to meet.


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I found another benefit from my writing career. I have been hearing from people with whom I lost touch long ago.

First of all, I heard from Charlie Sablan, a friend that Connie and I worked with at VIP’s Restaurants back about thirty-five years ago. It was great to catch up.

Then I got an email from Tom Reavley, who I have never met, but who had information that I asked for in the preface of Hacker for Hire. I soloed in a little Cessna 152 when I was working on my pilot’s license more than forty years ago. Tom wrote to tell me that 3690J is registered in Shakope, MN. I hope she’s still flying.

Now, here’s the biggest surprise of all. My late sister, Quita’s best friend, Terry Clark (now Theresa Aitchinson) contacted me. She Googled my name and found my web site. She used the “Contact Penn” form to send me a message. She read the first chapters from Blue Water & Me and was transported back to the Costa Mesa and Newport Beach of the Sixties. She wants me to sign copies for her grandchildren.

We are going to meet on Friday to catch up. After all, it has been more than fifty years since we’ve seen each other.

Wow! What gifts. It is a little scary, putting your writing (and heart) out there for the world to see and judge, but man, what benefits.

 Now, before I sign off, Merry Christmas to all of you. I know that it is politically correct to say “Happy Holidays,” but I celebrate Christmas. I want to wish all of you that celebrate Christmas a great holiday. And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, I wish you a joy filled season as well.

And don't forget to get your copy
of Christmas Inc.


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    Pendelton C. Wallace is the best selling author of the Ted Higuera Series and the Catrina Flaherty Mysteries. 

    The Inside Passage, the first in the Ted Higuera series debuted on April 1st,  2014. Hacker for Hire, The Mexican Connection, Bikini Baristas, The Cartel Strikes  Back, and Cyberwarefare are the next books in the series.


    The Catrina Flaherty Mysteries currently consist of four stories, Mirror Image, Murder Strikes Twice, The Chinatown Murders, and the Panama Murders. Expect to see Cat bounce around the Caribbean for a while.

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