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Our Restaurants

8/7/2017

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Your author, just before the move to Oregon
I’ve been writing about growing up in a Mexican restaurant for the past few weeks. It occurred to me that I should have started at the beginning. How did we get into the business anyway?

When Mama and Papa moved back to Southern California from San Juan Island in Washington State, Mama went to work at a Mexican restaurant called La Fonda in Santa Ana. She worked at La Fonda for twelve years. During that time, she developed a bug to own her own restaurant.

Francis and Nicki, the owners, took to Mama, as everyone does. They showed her the ropes of running a restaurant. Before we moved to Oregon, Papa went to work for Francis for six months, for free, to learn how to cook Mexican food. The food Francis served was much more sophisticated than the food Grandma taught Mama to cook in their little house in Costa Mesa. There are also different techniques and equipment used when cooking large volumes in a restaurant than those used cooking in a home kitchen.  

We moved to Oregon in 1961 with the express purpose of opening a Mexican restaurant. Oregon was virgin territory, Papa reasoned. There would be no competition. At the time we opened our first restaurant, Del Norte, there were three other Mexican restaurants that we knew about in the northwest, Panchos in Seattle, Morenos in Eugene and one in Portland. (To read a more detailed account of these incidents, read Blue Water & Me, Tall Tales of Adventures With My Father.)

At the time, Mexican food was not widely known or accepted in Oregon. Most customers complained, before they ate the first bite, that “Mexican food is too hot.” I remember people ordering “tay-cohs” (tacos), because the language was so unfamiliar to them. In the early years, we sold more hamburgers and BLTs than we sold tacos and enchiladas. Chile rellenos were considered extremely exotic fare. I watched Mama almost singlehandedly built a market for Mexican food in Oregon.

​“I don’t like Mexican food,” customers complained. This happened most often when a group came into the restaurant because one or two people were craving Mexican food and the rest of the group were unfamiliar with it.

“I’ll make you a deal," Mama said to them. "Let me order for you, if you don’t like it, I’ll order a steak for you and let you have it for free.” No one could resist the lure of a free steak, so they let Mama order for them. I don’t remember ever having to cook a free steak.  

Del Norte, our first restaurant, was not a rousing success. We lived in Springfield at the time, next door to Frank and Hank’s tavern. Frank and Hank’s was in a large, old Quonset-hut type of building on the McKenzie Highway east of town. There was a little mom and pop diner in the same building as the tavern. When I was in the fifth grade, the owner of the diner died and Frank and Hank went looking for a new tenant. They wanted a restaurant in the building so their tavern customers could order food. If there was food to eat, the customers would hang around the tavern longer, drinking beer.

Papa made a sweet deal with the widow of the diner owner. He bought all the furniture, fixtures and equipment, negotiated a ridiculous lease with Frank and Hank and Del Norte was born. We put a couple of serapes and sombreros on the walls, a metate in the window and opened the doors.
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The metate in our window
When we moved from California, it was with the express intent of opening a Mexican restaurant. To that end, Papa bought a tortilla machine from the J. C. Ford Manufacturing Company and we trucked it to Oregon with us. Papa refinished the garage at our new house in Springfield and installed the tortilla machine.

We couldn’t have a Mexican restaurant without fresh tortillas. At the time, the only Mexican food available in Oregon was canned tortillas and tamales. There wasn’t even any frozen Mexican food in the stores. Papa had to make a special deal with our wholesale grocer to get them to “import” pinto beans and canned green chiles. It took several years to find a source for a good chili powder.


Del Norte limped along for several months, then there was a gang fight at the tavern next door. A motorcycle gang got into a fight with the loggers that regularly habituated the tavern and the fight spilled over into our restaurant. Furniture and windows were broken. That was it, Papa said, “I’m not going to raise my children in that environment,” and told the landlord that he was breaking the lease. We shut down the restaurant.

A couple of years later, opportunity again presented itself. Mama was waitressing at a little restaurant on the edge of the University of Oregon campus for a man named Mr. Spiller. Across Thirteenth Avenue was Tommy’s Inn. Tommy and Mr. Spiller were bitter rivals. Mr. Spiller always ran across the street when it was slow to see if Tommy had customers or to see what kind of specials Tommy had that day.

Mama came home with news that Tommy dropped over dead in his restaurant. The doors were locked because his widow had no expertise at running a restaurant. Papa seized the opportunity. He called the landlord and negotiated taking over Tommy’s lease. Then he called the widow and bought Tommy’s furniture, fixtures and equipment. Thus, El Sombrero was born.

When we owned Del Norte, Papa commissioned a sign company to make a giant plywood sombrero for him to use as our sign. When Del Norte closed, Papa took the sign down and stored it in our garage. As we were getting ready to open the new restaurant, Papa took the sign out and had it repainted. We needed a name for the new restaurant and Mama and Papa reasoned that since our sign was a giant sombrero, we should name the restaurant “El Sombrero.”

In the real estate business, there are three rules: Location, Location and Location. Mama and Papa hit the jackpot. Many of the University’s students and faculty were from California. They came to Oregon and were doomed to four years of undergraduate work without Mexican food. As soon as we opened the doors, there was a line to get a table.

Lunch time was particularly busy because the entire campus had one hour to find a place to grab a bite before returning to classes. By eleven thirty in the morning we were packed and stayed that way until one thirty in the afternoon. In those days, we were selling a lunch plate for ninety-nine cents.

Dinner was a more leisurely affair. Customer started drifting in around five in the afternoon and by six thirty or seven we were in full swing of the dinner rush. Dinners started at a buck forty-nine.

We ran El Sombrero for five years on the campus until our lease expired. The landlord wanted to tear our building down and put up a new building, so we had to move.

We moved El Sombrero to a location on Eleventh Avenue in downtown Eugene. After five years of successful operation, we took our loyal following with us and were equally as busy in the downtown location. By this time, Papa had mostly dropped out of the restaurant and was tending his real estate business. He still went in every morning to set up and make the soup, but was gone by the time the lunch rush hit. Mama and I were running the restaurant pretty much by ourselves.
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The monster in our garage
This was when I became the “kitchen tyrant.” I got the nickname because, at eighteen years old I was very full of myself and thought I knew everything. (It’s amazing that the older we get, the dumber we get.) Mama ran the day shift and I ran the night shift. The power went to my head. I told everybody what to do and how to do it. I don’t know how they stood working for me. I was telling employees twice my age who had been doing the job since before I was born how to do their jobs.

Papa tired of the restaurant business, he always needed a new challenge every couple of years, and Mama got tired of running the restaurant by herself. They sold El Sombrero to a nice Mexican family and moved on.

They didn’t move very far or very fast. The food court at the Valley River Center, Eugene’s first shopping mall, just outside of town on the Willamette River, lost a tenant. The manager of the food court called Mama and asked her if she would like to put a Mexican restaurant in the food court. The Olé Mexican Restaurant was born.

We were employees of the food court company who was the tenant of Valley River Center, but they pretty much left us alone to run the restaurant. It was buffet style and we cooked trays of enchiladas, tamales and chile rellenos and kept them in hotel pans on a steam line. This was no way to serve Mexican food and quality suffered.

We were at the Olé Mexican Restaurant for a couple of years then the food court company decided that they wanted to remodel and put in an up-scale English-style pub. Mama retired again and I was looking for a job.

About this time I had had enough of college and dropped out. I worked for a short time for a family friend at his fast food restaurant when opportunity came knocking again. A family twenty-four-hour restaurant on Franklin Boulevard, the main drag into town from the south, had gone broke. The parent company folded and the landlord was looking for someone to pick up their lease. We stepped in and opened La Posada Mexican Restaurant.

This was a big upgrade for us, being in a large free-standing building on a busy highway. Papa and I redid the building to look like an inn along the El Camino Real in Mexico or California. We stuccoed the exterior and built a series of arches around the outside of the building. Papa installed vegas, the round ends of the rafters that stick out over the side of the building, to give it a more authentic touch. As a crowing touch, Papa built a brightly painted ox-cart to sit in our parking lot under the sign.

La Posada was a huge success. We easily did three, four and sometimes five times as much business as we had at El Sombrero. Mama and Papa built the restaurant for me, but I’m embarrassed to say that I have a very short attention span. Like Papa, I can’t seem to keep interested in one thing for very long. I soon decided that I needed to go back and finish college. I took less and less interest in the restaurant and after I graduated from college, Mama and Papa sold the restaurant and retired again.

My college major was in history, with special emphasis in Latin American Studies. This qualified me to work in restaurants. After college, I got a job working for a regional restaurant chain headquartered in Salem, Oregon. I got restless living in Eugene and put in for a transfer to the Seattle area.

They moved me to Seattle where I met and married Connie. As I said before, I have a short attention span, and when I didn’t get quickly promoted to district manager I lost interest in the corporate world and decided to open my own Mexican restaurant.

I found a location near the King Dome in south Seattle and opened El Mercado Mexican Restaurant. Mama and Papa, bless their hearts, moved to Seattle to help me get started. El Mercado did a great lunch business but little dinner business. We were in an area of town where nobody lived. When there were events at the King Dome, like baseball, football or basketball games, we were busy. When there was nothing going on, we were dead. We didn’t get rich but we did make a living and achieve critical acclaim. In 1981 The Seattle Weekly named us the best Mexican restaurant in Seattle.

At El Mercado, I let my creativity run wild. We experimented with all kinds of new dishes and took a couple of trips to Mexico to research the cuisine. I made a study of Mexican food and like to say I earned my Masters of Mexican Cuisine degree there. However, I again grew restless and sold the restaurant.

Meanwhile, in Eugene, Mama and Papa got bit by the bug again. They open Casa Don Carlos in a little building that had once been a house in North Eugene. Casa Don Carlos had a nice, homey feel and they did well, but it was mostly a hobby for Mama. At this time, my brother Jim got involved in the business for a short while until he decided that he didn’t want to be a restaurateur. Once again, when Jim lost interest, Mama and Papa decided to retire.

Mama wasn’t very good at retirement. It wasn’t long before she was opening the Tortilla Flats restaurant in the Fifth Avenue Market in Eugene. The Market was a collection of hippy/New Age type shops and restaurants in an old cannery building close to the river. As usual, people flocked to Mama’s restaurant. This was mostly a hobby for Mama because she didn’t want to work too hard. Finally, Papa’s health was failing and Mama decided to retire for good and tend to Papa full time.
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And now, you know the rest of the story. I can get back to telling you stories of the crazy things that happened to me growing up.
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After all, the restaurant was named El Sombrero
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The Great Enchilada Race

7/25/2017

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PictureThe master chef in his kitchen.
In the last couple of weeks, I've given you glimpse into my life growing up in the back end of a Mexican restaurant. I was thirteen when the first two stories happened. This week, we're skipping ahead eight years. I hope you enjoy the story.

 We all know that I am the greatest Mexican chef in the world. As long as we can agree on that fact, then I can go on with my story.

You have to understand that I was twenty-one years old and the world was my enchilada.
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Mama and Papa owned their fourth restaurant, La Posada, at that time. I did not appreciate what I had, I merely showed up to work every morning, bossed the staff around and made myself generally obnoxious.

I more or less ran the restaurant, Mama and Papa were semi-retired. During this time, they traveled a lot. When they were in town, Mama opened the restaurant and worked the lunch shift. I came in around four pm and worked the dinner shift and Mama went home. When they weren’t in town, I ran the restaurant for both shifts.

Mama and Papa had just returned from a trip to Mexico.

“How did things go while I was gone?” Mama asked.

“Just fine.” This was my first time running the restaurant all by myself. “I managed to get the morning set up down to a science.”

Each morning, I went in and made the soup of the day, then started a pot of beans, because they took at least an hour to cook. After the beans, I made fresh enchilada sauce, salsa, ranchera sauce, and guacamole.

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I loved the set-up part of the day. The kitchen was filled with the aromas of roasted chiles, garlic, onion and spices. The rhythmic slap, slap, slap of my chef’s knife on the cutting board as I chopped onions or chiles was music for my soul. I had a cavalcade of tastes as I prepared chile verde, enchiladas, chile rellenos and guacamole. All morning long I had to taste what I was cooking to insure its continued high quality.
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A stack of tortillas waiting to be transformed into enchiladas
The last tasks of my morning, before opening the door, was to make chile rellenos and enchiladas for the lunch rush. I carefully stuffed the green chiles with cheddar cheese, then separated the eggs. I whipped the egg whites until they were stiff, then gently folded in the yolks. When I had the egg batter ready, I dipped a spoonful unto the hot grill and placed a stuffed chile in the middle, adding a little more batter on top to completely cover the chile. When the batter was golden brown on the bottom, I flipped the chile relleno and cooked the other side. Then I took them off of the grill and placed them on a plastic cafeteria-style tray and stored them in the walk-in for use during lunch. We usually sold two or three dozen chile rellenos during lunch every day.

While the chile rellenos were cooking on the grill, I began the preparation of enchiladas. Our cooking station was set up with a deep fryer on one side of the aisle and the steam table on the other. I can still see the order of food in the steam table. On the left was a deep, half hotel pan full of refried beans. Beneath the beans, close to me, was a quarter pan of Mexican rice and a deep quarter pan of enchilada sauce. In the next opening were tamales and tamales sauce.

To make the enchiladas, I dropped the tortillas, two at a time, into the deep fryer. When they floated to the surface, I picked them out with tongs and placed them on a plate. After dipping a couple of dozen tortillas, I turned around to the steam table. There I dipped the tortillas, one at a time, in enchilada sauce, filled the middle with cheddar cheese and chopped onions and rolled them up to form enchiladas. When the enchilada was complete, I placed it on a plastic cafeteria tray. The full tray was covered with a damp kitchen towel and placed in the walk-in to hold for the lunch rush. I usually made four trays with eighteen enchiladas on them for lunch.
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I got the morning setup down to a science. I knew what time I had to start everything in order for it to be ready for the next step. I knew how long it took me to grate cheese, cook chile rellenos and prepare enchiladas. I was becoming the next-generation restaurateur.

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Enchilada sauce simmering on the stove
In the morning that Mama returned from Mexico, I was setting up for the day and explaining my scientific procedure to her. She listened to my rant with a wry smile on her face. The wisdom of experience was meeting the brashness of youth.

“So I allot fifteen minutes to making chile rellenos and enchiladas,” I told her. “I can make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes, that’s eight minutes for four trays, and seven minutes to make the chile rellenos at the same time.”

Mama laughed. “Two minutes? You can’t make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes.”

“Of course I can. I do it every morning.”

“OK, Mr. smarty-pants, show me.”

I hesitated. “Well, I’ve already made all the enchiladas for today. We don’t need to make anymore.”

“That’s OK, we can use them for dinner, they’ll keep. Show me.”

I withered under Mama’s glare. I was absolutely one hundred percent sure that it took me two minutes to make a tray of enchiladas, but I could not put myself to the test.

“I’ll bet you one hundred dollars that I can do it,” I weakly offered.

Mama reached for her purse. “Here’s a fifty-dollar traveler’s check left over from my trip. You make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes and you can have it.”

I was terrified. She was calling my bluff; my one hundred percent certainty shrank to seventy-five percent. I couldn’t attempt to make the enchiladas and fail, after all, I was the Kitchen God. My face felt hot, my pulse raced and my breathing got uneven.

“Go ahead, Mr. know-it-all, make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes.”​
PictureStuffing the enchilada
I found a hundred excuses why we didn’t need to make any more enchiladas. Finally, I could back out no more. I counted off eighteen tortillas from the stack.
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I dipped the first two tortillas in the deep fryer.

“Go,” Mama shouted.

“No wait, not yet,” I cried. “You can’t count dipping the tortillas. It doesn’t count yet, I meant two minutes to roll the enchiladas.”

“You said it took you two minutes to make a tray of enchiladas, that means start to finish. You have to dip the tortillas.” Mama said.

I stopped.

“Well, then I can’t do this. That’s not what I meant. If I have to dip the tortillas, it will take longer.”

“OK,” Mama said, taking off her coat and reaching for an apron. “I’ll show you. You time me. I think I can make a tray of enchiladas in two minutes.” By this time, every employee in the restaurant was watching the confrontation.

Mama counted off eighteen tortillas from the stack on the counter.

“You time me.”

The noise in the kitchen rose to the level usually associated with a prize fight. Everyone was cheering on Mama. She looked up at the big clock on the white kitchen wall and waited for the second hand to reach the twelve.

“Go,” I said.

Mama dropped two tortillas in the deep fryer, then two more, then two more. The first tortillas floated to the surface. She dropped two more tortillas and plucked out the first two with one swift motion. She quickly and rhythmically went about her business until she had eighteen piping hot tortillas on her plate.

Swiftly pivoting to the steam table, Mama grabbed up her spatula and dipped the first tortilla in enchilada sauce with her right hand. At the same time her left hand flew to the cheese bowl and returned in time to meet the tortilla emerging from the enchilada sauce. Her right hand darted to the onion bowl and dribbled chopped onions the length of the tortilla while her left hand rolled the left side of the tortilla. With her right hand she flipped the right side of the tortilla over the left side with the spatula and efficiently scooped up the enchilada and placed it on the tray.

She repeated her lightning movements over and over again. The second hand on the clock slowed down to a crawl. Her fingers flew. Enchilada after enchilada was stacked side by side on the tray.

“One minute,” cried Bill, our assistant cook.

Still Mama worked; her fingers and hands a blur.

“Thirty seconds,” Dorothy, the waitress yelled. The excitement was unbearable. It was the longest two minutes of my life.

“Ten, nine, eight. . .” the staff began to count down the remaining seconds. Mama desperately worked on the final enchiladas.

“Five, four, three, two, one.” A cheer rose from the staff, but Mama was not done. She still had several tortillas on her plate. She quickly finished the tray.
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“Three minutes exactly,” Bill yelled.

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The finished product
Now the excitement of the moment overcame me. I had to show Mama that I was faster and better.

“Time me,” I said as I counted off eighteen more tortillas.

There was a groan from the staff. The second hand moved around to the twelve.

“Go,” Bill shouted.

I dropped the first tortillas in the deep fryer. The adrenaline was flowing. I had never moved faster or with more precision. My hands flew. I moved so fast that I splattered hot oil all over the place, I got several burns on the back of my hand. Moving like a dancer, I pirouetted from the deep fryer to the steam table. I knew that I was going to ace it.

Into the enchilada sauce I dipped my first tortilla. The cheese and onions flew. I slopped enchilada sauce all over the counter, myself and the crowd of onlookers. I felt the roar of the crowd goading me on. As my fingers danced between the cheese and the onions, I sensed that something was wrong. Then it hit me, they weren’t rooting for me, they were rooting against me. They wanted Mama to win. How could this be? I was clearly the best Mexican cook in the world.

“One minute,” Bill shouted.

I had nine enchiladas on the tray. I was going to make it. I was half-way there. I kept up the frantic pace. Cheese, onions and enchilada sauce filled the air.

“Thirty seconds.” I quickly did the math in my head. It was taking me ten seconds per enchilada. I had four tortillas left on my plate, I had to speed up.

I deftly lifted a tortilla off the plate on my spatula and shot it towards the enchilada sauce. My wet hands lost their grip on the spatula and it dropped, tortilla and all into the enchilada sauce. Frantically, I dipped my hand into the one hundred sixty-degree enchilada sauce and fished out the spatula and tortilla.

“Ten, nine, eight . . .” I still had three enchiladas to make.

“Five, four, three, two, one.” A loud cheer filled the kitchen. Mighty Casey had struck out. I had two tortillas on my plate.

“It wasn’t fair. I dropped my spatula. . .  I took me at least thirty seconds to dip the tortillas. If you don’t count dipping the tortillas I would have made it.”
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A loud groan came from the staff.

“Let me have another chance. Give me eighteen more tortillas.”
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The crowd quickly melted away, leaving me with a mess to clean up. As I wiped down the kitchen, I contemplated why everyone was cheering for Mama and against me. It didn’t make any sense.
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Mama and me at Blue Water & Me rollout party, 2012
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The Fire Chief and the Tortilla Machine

7/11/2017

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Woman making tortillas by Diego Rivera
Last week I told you the story about how my family opened El Sombrero Mexican Restaurant on the campus of the University of Oregon. This week I continue the growing up in a restaurant stories. This is Mama’s telling of the Fire Chief story.
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That Christmas Eve day in Eugene, when my husband Charles and I had been in the restaurant business only three months, we were just beginning to learn what is common knowledge throughout the restaurant industry.  Restaurant inspectors, whether they be fire, health, sanitation, maintenance or agriculture, always show up at noon, when your restaurant is full and you are the busiest. Then they expect you to stop operation and give them your full attention.

Another thing we learned that year was that a tortilla machine looked about as familiar to Oregonians as an other-world alien.
 
A tortilla machine is a big, steel, Rube Goldberg-like monster. It has a roller, dough cutter, three conveyors, three sets of gas burners and an oven. After mixing the dough you push it through the rollers, which works it through the cutters to produce perfect, round tortillas, then sends them onto the first conveyor, which carries the tortillas over the first set of burners and cooks them on one side. When the tortillas reach the end of the first conveyor, they drop onto the second conveyor, where they are cooked on the other side. Then to a third conveyor, which cooks them a little more on the first side, and then rolls them onto a receiving table where an attendant spreads them on a metal racks to cool.

One day a lady who had heard about our tortilla machine, called to ask if she could buy five dozen tortillas for her Christmas party. They didn’t sell tortillas in grocery stores in those days. I assured her that she could.

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"How much are they?” she asked.

 
“Twenty-five cents a dozen,” I told her.
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 She came the next day, walked in and looked around the restaurant for the machine. She brought five quarters with her to insert in the machine. I took her to the tortilla room and introduced her to the monster. Looking at it in disbelief for a few minutes, she asked weakly, “But where do you insert the quarters?”
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A modern tortilla machine
The first fire inspector came right in the middle of the noon rush, demanding that we light the tortilla machine so he could do a safety inspection. I was too busy to stop. I told him that I was the only person in the place that could and would light the tortilla machine for him. I suggested that he come back after lunch, when, I would be glad to demonstrate the machine. He shot me a dirty look, then proceeded to inspect the machine. It was obvious that he had no understanding of what he saw, and he finally left without saying a word.

The following day, a different inspector from the Fire Department came. Again, right in the middle of the lunch rush. Looking the machine over, he asked me how it worked.

“If you’ll come back after lunch,” I told him, “I’ll show you. Right now I’m busy and can’t take the time.” I rushed off with a pile of hot plates in my hand.

He followed me down the aisle, right to the table where I delivered the food.

“Mrs. Wallace!” he said in his most authoritative voice, “I’ve come here to inspect your tor . . . tor-tila machine. You can’t operate one in Eugene unless it is inspected. It’s the Fire Department’s responsibility to see that every machine in the city is safe.”

“If you’ll come back after lunch, I’ll show you. I’m just too busy right now,” I replied, as I hurried off to collect more plates that were piling up at the pickup counter. Several hours later I realized that he was gone.

The next day, in the middle of the lunch rush, a third inspector walked up to me. “I want to talk to Mrs. Wallace,” he demanded.

“I am Mrs. Wallace, may I help you?”

He looked down at me from his great height, looking astonished that I should be Mrs. Wallace. [Of course, everybody looks down at Mama from their great height. - Penn]

“I have a report here from the Fire Department. You have a tor . . . tor . .. how do you say it? Taco machine, in this restaurant. I am the third inspector to come out here to inspect it. All our reports must be in tonight, and if we don’t check your machine, you can’t operate it any more. You have been very uncooperative and the machine has not been inspected yet.” He sounded disturbed.

“Oh!” I protested, “I have been very cooperative! I’ve offered to demonstrate how the machine works, if you’ll just come in after the lunch hour.” I was swamped at the moment, running all over the place, trying to do the work of three people. “Look, Mr. Inspector, you’re the third inspector to come here right I the middle of lunch rush. I won’t take time to light the machine right now. I’ll be happy to show you how it works, right after lunch. If you want to light it yourself, go ahead, but do it at your own risk.” I walked off.

​Inspector number three walked into the tortilla room, stared at the machine for a few minutes, scratched his head and left.
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Tortillas coming off the hopper>

The next day was Christmas Eve. We were planning to close after lunch, so everyone could go home and get ready for our Christmas Party. Everyone had brought pretty, wrapped gifts that morning and, being short of space, we had stacked them on top of the tortilla machine. Packages covered the machine; there was a piñata filled with candy; and surplus Christmas decorations were strewn all over the tortilla room. The “monster” was invisible, completely covered with gifts and goodies of all kinds.

 As usual we had a big lunch. The employees and customers were wishing each other Merry Christmas. There was joy everywhere. It snowed the night before; Christmas carols were playing on the phonograph. It was the perfect Christmas Eve, with happiness all about.

 In the middle of the busiest part of the lunch hour, a big red fire engine stopped in front of the restaurant, and His Highness the Fire Chief Himself, followed by two courtiers, strode into the dining room. He was tall, dark, and handsome, with a neatly trimmed beard and mustache. He was dressed to the hilt with gold braid on his cap, gold buttons on his coat, and heavily decorated with medals. He marched straight towards me.  

“Mrs. Wallace, I am Fire Chief Blah Blah, and I am going to inspect your tor . . .
tor . . . tamale, or whatever you call it, machine.”


“Mr. Fire Chief, these are hot plates I’m holding. If you can’t wait until after lunch, go ahead and light the machine yourself. You’re the Chief.” I walked off with my load of hot plates, and in a moment forgot about him.

I stood by a table taking an order when the blast came. The entire building shook. Black smoke and the smell of gas poured out of the tortilla room. Someone shouted, “The Russians are coming!”

I knew what had happened, but was afraid to look. I ran to the tortilla room, and there on the floor lay the Fire Chief and his two helpers, covered with Christmas wrappings and ribbons. The Chief’s hat had disappeared, the buttons on his coat had blown off, and his hairy chest was exposed. His beard was singed, as were his hair and eyebrows. He looked like a minstrel. Everything in the room was torn to pieces. There was a shoe on the window sill, and another shoe in the sink with the dirty dishes. The piñata was nowhere to be found, but there was candy everywhere.

Quickly I reached over the prone bodies and turned off the gas. Then I was seized with laughter, and I ran to the restroom where I became hysterical. By the time I had control of myself, Charles, who is much braver than I, had revived and dusted off the Fire Chief and his assistants.


With all the nonchalance I could muster, I said, “And now, Mr. Fire Chief, this is how you light it.” I lit a match and held it to the pilot lights. When they were lit, I pushed a button, and the conveyors started moving in their rhythmic pattern. Then I pushed another button and all the burners lit at one time. “There,” I said, “that’s how you do it.”

Someone found the Chief’s clipboard under a pile of torn packages and handed it to him, then have him a pencil. He stared at the machine, then at me, and then he signed the paper.

We offered the Chief and his entourage some Christmas cheer. 

“We normally don’t drink on the job,” he replied, “but this has never happened before. What the Hell, it’s Christmas.” Even as he talked they were reaching for the eggnogs.

That was the beginning of the Christmas party. The firemen stayed until late that night. The last we saw of them, the fire engine was racing down Thirteenth Avenue, with its siren screaming, carrying three bedraggled looking firemen, singing, “Noche de Pas, Noche de Amor.”

​Mama, now 92, lives in Portland, Oregon. She was a pioneer woman business owner and a pioneer in the Mexican Food Industry in the Northwest.
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Making tortillas the old-fashioned way
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Mama

6/22/2017

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Mama and Papa, circa 1980
Mama is a very private person. She will hate that I wrote about her, but since I wrote about Papa last week for Fathers’ Day, I thought I should balance out the equation, so, Mama, I hope you forgive me.

Mama’s parents immigrated from Mexico in the early part of the twentieth-century. My grandfather, Teodoro Pantoja, ran from a father who put a price on his head. Wanted, dead or alive.

Roberta Ayala, my grandmother, came to the US during the Mexican Revolution. Actually, the family has two stories about how she got here, but I prefer this one. She was thirteen and from a wealthy family when the Zapatistas confiscated their property. Her family headed north in a wagon with what valuables they could carry.

They were stopped at the border because the US didn’t want to be overrun by refugees. (Haven’t I heard this somewhere before?). While in a refugee camp, the entire family contracted typhoid fever and only grandma survived. She was taken in by another family and eventually made her way to Southern California.

Teodoro didn’t allow English to be spoken in his home. When mama started school, she didn’t speak a word of English. When she came home with stories of Pilgrims and American History, Grandpa said, “Mierda. You don’t need to know gringo history. You only need to know Mexican History.” So, he regaled the family with stories of Aztecs and Mayans. Of Conquistadores and La Melinche, of Father Madero and the fight to throw off Spanish rule, of Juarez and the fight to throw off French rule. These were the stories she grew up with.

Grandpa believed that at age thirteen, you became a man or a woman. It was your duty to go out into the world, get a job, and help support the family. When she was thirteen, Mama left school to work in the strawberry and tomato fields.

Her life in Southern California in the thirties was not much different from what her life would have been in Mexico. Then the world intervened.

Hitler invaded Poland and the world went to war. The men were all drafted, leaving their jobs at home unattended. The call went out to women to fill these jobs and help the war effort.
Mama, her sister and Abuelita (our pet name for Grandma), took jobs in a tuna cannery in Newport Beach. It was while working in the cannery that she met this big, strong Viking who swept her off her feet.

Papa was a commercial fisherman and took Mama to sea with him. Together, they ran one of the best boats in the fleet, what is called in fishing circles a “highliner.”
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After the war, the fishing industry collapsed and they moved to Oregon in search of a way to make a living. Papa decided that they should open a Mexican restaurant because there was no competition.
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The Wallace Family, circa 1960
On the day we opened El Sombrero, there were three other Mexican restaurants in the Northwest. One in Seattle, Pancho’s in Portland and Moreno’s in Eugene. We were pioneers.

We also didn’t have a clientele. The rough loggers and woodsmen in Oregon didn’t know anything about Mexican food. They told us that they wouldn’t eat it because it was “hot” and that they didn’t like “tay-cos.” Mama was the best marketer I have ever seen.

This uneducated Mexican woman built a business and started an industry practically by herself. When a customer who liked Mexican food wandered into our restaurant with his friends in tow, he would order tacos or enchiladas, but the friends wanted hamburgers.

Mama said, “I tell you what. Let me order for you. If you don’t like the food, I’ll serve you a steak at no charge.” Hundreds of people took her up on her offer and never once in more than thirty years did she have to give away a steak dinner.

Mama was always there for me when I was a little boy, but we really bonded when we opened El Sombrero. I was thirteen at the time. I spent the summer working beside Papa, converting the campus malt shop on the University of Oregon campus into a Mexican restaurant. Finally, in mid-September, we were ready to open.

Papa wanted a big grand opening. Advertising, a band, flyers and banners. Mama put her foot down. “No. We’re going to slide quietly into business. We’ll open before school starts so we can work the bugs out before the students come back.” The decision was made. We would open on a Saturday, two weeks before school started.

Papa and I got there early. We started a pot of beans cooking and he started making soup. I chopped lettuce and prepared the steam table and cold line. Mama came in later with a big smile on her face wearing a peasant blouse and colorful Mexican skirt.

At eleven o’clock we unlocked the doors… and nothing happened. There wasn’t a crowd waiting outside the door bustling to get in.

At around noon, a young couple wandered in, then a professor, then a single girl. Our lunch rush on that first day consisted of four people. Since business was so slow, Mama sent our waitress home.

After an hour or so of standing around in the kitchen, Papa threw in the towel. “Listen, Vicki, I still have several things to finish up on the construction. I need to run out to Jerry’s and get more plywood. I’ll be back in time for dinner.
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That left Mama and me alone, running the restaurant, Mama in the front of the house, me the only cook in the kitchen. Did I mention that I was thirteen years old and had never worked a day in a restaurant before?
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Mama with an albacore on the Cuantos Pescados
At about four in the afternoon, several young college students came rushing in. Mama greeted and seated them. She took them a basket of tostaditas, salsa and water. While she was taking their order, a half-dozen more college kids came through the door.

Mama took the orders and hung them on the wheel for me to make. What the heck was I going to do? I knew how to roll an enchilada or make a taco, but here were people paying for authentic Mexican food. What did I know?

While I was putting the first order in the pass-through window, Mama hung four more orders. I looked into the dining room to see every table full.

I worked as fast as I could, putting orders in the pass through and reading tickets. Occasionally, I looked out into the dining room. Every table was full. There were people standing in the open doorway. There were people outside the doorway. They formed a line wrapping around the block.

I panicked.

I threw off my apron and ran for the back door. As I put my hand on the knob, I felt a hand grabbing my shirt collar.

“Don’t you leave me now,” Mama growled.

She pulled me back into the kitchen. “Get back to work. We have to serve these people. We don’t have any choice.”

I tied on my apron and walked back to the order wheel. I pulled down the next ticket and began to work. Then something miraculous happened. I worked on the second ticket while the first was in the oven. Soon I was three, then four orders ahead. The food flew out of the pass-through window, every plate a masterpiece.

I was so enthralled in my part of the operation, I never stopped to think what Mama must be going through. Here she was, alone in the dining room with a hundred hungry guests, more people standing around the door, more in lines going around the block. How did she keep her head together and how in the hell did she ever serve those people?

I don’t know where time went. I just kept pushing out the food. As soon as I pulled a ticket down another one took its place. Mama would put three or four tickets together on one clip when the wheel was full. I just went on. Oblivious to the world around me.

Then it happened! I put an order in the window and reached for the next ticket, but there was no next ticket. I stopped to breathe. Mama was still running around in a room full of people, but I had no more orders. I slipped around the counter and went into the service area to grab a Fresca. Mama grabbed me.

“Penn, get a pitcher of water and a pot of coffee and walk around the tables refilling people’s cups and glasses.”

I don’t know what I was thinking. I automatically followed her instructions. As I walked through the room, filling glasses, running to get more chips or salsa for a table, or taking an order for another taco or tamale, I had the time of my life.

I was performing. I was this different person. People asked me questions and I gave them humorous answers and the LAUGHED! I gave them directions, I took their money at the cash register and wished them well.

It was over, the restaurant emptied out. Mama collapsed into a booth with a Coke in her hand. She took off her shoes and rubbed her feet. I fell into the bench across from her. Suddenly, I was ravenously hungry.

Papa popped out of the kitchen. “I’m back. How did everything go?”

I thought Mama was going to grab a knife from the kitchen and kill him. “You left me here.”
We told him our story. “Where did all those people come from?” Mama asked.

Papa had a lame look on his face. “There’s a football game tonight. The University of California is up here to play the Ducks.”

Mama exploded. “A game? California? These people must be Californians. They came up here to watch their team and we’re the only Mexican restaurant in town.”

The students from Berkley were used to Mexican food. They were in a foreign town and found the only Mexican restaurant in a hundred miles.

Mama always learned from her mistakes. Never again did we get caught with our pants down. She always knew what was going on in town, when there was a big Broadway roadshow in town, when the County Fair was running.

Papa was never really enamored of the restaurant business. He came in the morning and made the soup and cooked the beans, but as soon as the lunch rush was over, he was out of there. I grew up going to the restaurant after school, sitting in a back booth and doing my homework.

When five o’clock rolled around, I put on my apron, checked the kitchen and worked the dinner shift six days a week.

The restaurant was a joint venture between Mama and me. Now, thirty years later, we still laugh about out adventures. I hope you did too.

Stay tuned. Next week, I’ll tell you more about El Sombrero and my amazing childhood.
In the meantime, thank you, Mama, for all you did for me.

Con Cariño
, always.

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Fathers' Day

6/11/2017

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June is busting out all over. If you live in most any part of the country besides the West Coast, that means blue skies and sun. In San Diego, May and June are usually the worst months. We have gray skies and chilly temperatures. They call it the May Gray and June Swoon.
 
Along with June comes Father’s Day and my thoughts turn to my own father, Blue Water Charlie. If you want to read about Blue Water in detail, find a copy of my book, Blue Water & Me, Tall Tales of Adventures With My Father.
 
There’s a tremendous difference between families with fathers and families without fathers. Just Google it. There is no question that children that grow up with a father figure make better citizens.
 
My father was not a perfect man. He was a bigger than life commercial fisherman. A complex man, full of contradictions, he laid down the law for us like some Olympian God and never explained his reasons. Just because he said so was good enough.
 
When I had kids of my own, he once told me that “raising kids is a lot like breaking broncos.” He should know because that was his first job, growing up in West Texas. “Show them who is boss, then treat them with kindness.”

When I was little, he often left us to go adventuring. Around the time I was nine years old, Mama put her foot down. When he was about to go off on one of his escapades she told him “If you go, when you come back, the children and I won’t be here.” He gave up the sea to raise his children. He worked every day at a job he hated so that he could put frijoles and tortillas on the table.

But that didn’t mean he gave up his thirst for adventure. As we grew older, he took us with him camping, traveling, exploring. I’m so grateful that he instilled that sense of adventure in me.

He always showed us kindness, even when administering discipline. I can’t remember how many times he said “Now Penny, you know that I don’t enjoy this, but you need to be taught a lesson. I’m doing this for your own good.” Was it good that I couldn’t sit down for a week afterwards? But I learned my lesson.

The lesson I learned was to logically decide if what I wanted to do was worth the punishment. I never got away with anything. My mother had the ability to read my mind. She always knew what I was going to do before I did. I learned early on to gauge if what I was contemplating was worth the penalty. If it was, I went ahead and did it, if not, I abstained. That way, if I was going to misbehave, I always got my “spanking’s worth.”

Papa taught us lots, both by what he said and what he did. He was a stickler for manners. He grew up in the south and was a southern gentleman. He also was an Army officer and learned US Army style manners. He passed these on to us. I won’t take a bite until the hostess is seated and can’t abide someone wearing a hat to the table.

He taught us grammar and the value of education. To this day hearing “where’s it at?” or “Me and Bill” drives me crazy. We learned about human rights and civil rights at his feet. But most importantly, he taught us to question everything and never settle.

But he settled for the sake of his children. He loved us so much that he gave up what he wanted to do to be with us. This brings me to the question of what is love?

Although he never told us he loved us, the fact that he sacrificed his desires for his family was the ultimate act of love. Aristotle said that love is “to will the good of another.”

Putting the interest of your children ahead of your own interests is certainly an act of love. Even though Papa tried to plan our entire lives and we sometimes disappointed him, he reveled in our successes.

For all of his flaws, Papa was a good father. He set an example for us to follow. He made me want to be a better father than the one I had. I could not be who I am or have accomplished what I have accomplished without him.

When his grandfather, Pendleton Carroll, died, Papa held his father’s hand at grandpa’s grave site. His father told him that grandpa, “was much of a man.” I guess it’s hereditary. Papa was much of a man.

Now for the unabashed commercial plug. I’ve written an entire book about Papa. To learn more about him, or order your copy of Blue Water & Me, Tall Tales of Adventures With My Father, click here.

Happy Father’s Day to all of you dads out there.
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It's All About Dogs

5/24/2017

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The Dog From Hell
Here I am, on the last day of my incarceration, with two vicious beasts sitting at my feet. How the hell did I ever get into this situation?

Let me start by saying I’m afraid of dogs. As you read last week, I have had several close brushes with death and felt no fear. I don’t ever remember being scared of anything, except dogs.

When I was three-years-old my father went to a junk yard to get a part to repair his car. He took me with him. He drove a 1930’s Dodge coupe that we called “Ragamuffin.”

We got to the junk yard late in the afternoon. It seemed deserted. Papa decided to walk through the yard to the office. I followed.

From out of nowhere two enormous beasts came flying at me. Remember, I was three years old. I had to look up to see their heads. I’m sure they substantially outweighed me.

I froze. This sight of the drool dripping from their fangs terrified me. I screamed. Papa turned around in time to see the first dog grab me by the leg and run off with me, the second dog close behind.

Papa chased after the dogs, but they were too quick for him. I don’t know how long the dogs had me or what they did. My memory stops when they grabbed me. The next thing I remember, I was in the junkyard office and a cantankerous old man was pouring iodine over my cuts. I think the pain of the antiseptic is what brought me back to my senses.

Since that day, I have been terrified of dogs. Big dogs, small dogs, old dogs, young dogs, it doesn’t matter.
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Connie and Phoebe goofing around
When I married Connie the one thing I insisted on was that we would not have a dog. She grew up with dogs and not a day went by when she didn’t long for one.

After seventeen years or working at me, somehow, she finally won. We were returning to Seattle from a trip to visit our closes friends in Spokane. They had a giant, friendly Australian Sheppard mix named Katie.

“Didn’t you just love Katie,” Connie asked.

I looked at her from the driver’s seat and shrugged my shoulders. “I guess she was alright.” I made no effort to win Katie’s affections and I think that drove her crazy. She constantly rubbed against my legs, sat at my feet, tried to climb into my lap. I politely put her off each time.

“Wouldn’t you just LOVE a dog like Katie?”

I shook my head. “I don’t want a dog.”

“But if you had a dog, wouldn’t you want it to be like Katie?”

“I suppose. If I had to have a dog, I’d want a big, gentle dog.”

The next day we had a Chocolate Labrador puppy.

I lived with Phoebe for fifteen years. We came to an agreement that she wouldn’t bother me and I wouldn’t bother her. I learned to live with my fears. When I see a dog coming, I can choke down my fear and handle it. If the dog creeps up behind me, I need to change my underwear.

Connie would ask me, “Don’t you just love Phoebe?"

I’d reply, “No.”

“Oh, come on. You love her.”

“I tolerate her.”

In December of 1999 Connie was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. We fought that battle together for ten years. I am grateful that Phoebe was there for Connie, to offer her unconditional love, cuddle with her and generally make her life tolerable.

I started walking Phoebe when Connie was unable to take her anymore. We lived on a hill. I took Phoebe up the hill, then over a street and back down the hill. At the bottom of the hill, Phoebe sat down and refused to take another step. I finally had to carry the eighty-pound dog three blocks up the hill to get her home.

At about this time, she was unable to climb the stairs any longer. Connie took a canvas shopping bag and cut out the sides to make a sling. I used the sling to carry her up and down the stairs three times a day.

Connie and Phoebe made a pact. They agreed that they had to stay alive for one and other. Phoebe couldn’t die before Connie because Connie needed her. Connie couldn’t die before Phoebe because she was the center of Phoebe’s universe.

Connie broke the pact. When she died in April of 2010, I was left with an old dog who couldn’t get herself up and down the stairs. My youngest daughter, Libby, still lived with me.

I thought seriously about putting Phoebe down, but Libby refused. I couldn’t break her heart any more than it already was.

Phoebe lived with me for three more years before I sold my house and sailed off to Mexico. Libby took her when I left Seattle and she lasted another year and a half.
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That’s as close as I’ve ever been to a dog.
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Odin in his bunk on the Victory.
When I met Dawn, she had two (count ‘em, two) Great Danes. These are the blood thirsty bastards that guard the gates of hell. I’d seen The Hound of the Baskervilles on TV and knew that Danes were man killers.

I told Dawn I was afraid of dogs and was this a deal breaker. She was confident that I’d rapidly fall in love with her dogs, so we made a date.

On our first date, I went to Dawn’s house to pick her up. I knocked on the door and heard the barking of two large, vicious animals. I pictured the saliva dripping down their fangs.

Dawn opened the door and two monstrous beasts tried to break through to me. “Down! Go!” Dawn said and the dogs retreated. Somehow, I managed to get up the courage to go inside. I don’t think Dawn’s long blonde hair, sky blue eyes and little black dress (with just the right amount of cleavage) had anything to do with it.

Somehow, I managed to make my peace with Odin and Sizzle and Dawn and I went on to become an item.

When we sailed down the coast, she lost Sizzle in San Francisco. Siz had mouth cancer and was in so much pain that we put her down.

Odin lived on with us for four more years. He was legendary in La Paz. Everyone in the city knew who the Great Dane Lady was. Unfortunately, when we came back to San Diego, Odin expired. He was eleven years old, an unheard-of life-span for a Great Dane. (If you want to hear more about living with Odin on a 56-foot boat, read my “Dane on Board” series at http://pennwallace.com/great-dane-on-board.html .)

Now Dawn keeps talking about getting another Dane and I keep reminding her that we don’t have a good home for it on the boat. (You think I’m going to want to move ashore soon?)
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Odin likes riding the dingy
Fast forward to last week. Dawn had volunteered to dog sit for one of her friends who was going to Mexico for a week. Then Dawn got a call from her mother. Dawn’s step father had to fly to the states for an operation. Mom was staying in Bocas, but wanted Dawn to come down and spend three weeks with her while Wes was away.

Hmm… spending three weeks on a tropical jungle island. That’s a hard decision to make. After she purchased her ticket, it occurred to Dawn that she had made an obligation to dog sit.

You know where this is going. I am now sitting at the dining table in Karen’s house with two special-needs dogs prowling around my feet.

So, how has the week gone? Not bad really. Mia and Cookie were badly abused and Karen rescued them. They don’t like people, they bark and won’t come near. Somehow or other, we have worked out a relationship.

I feed them and live with them, so they’ve come to tolerate me. They even come up to me and beg for attention. Of course, being the gentleman that I am, I oblige them. Just keep in mind that I’m only fulfilling an obligation. I don’t actually like these dogs.

Mia is rather strong-willed. At first, she acquiesced to my commands. As her mom instructed, I make Mia do tricks before I feed her. On Monday, she decided that she wasn’t going to play that game anymore. She wouldn’t come for me and refused to do her pre-dinner routine. After a few minutes of futilely coaching her, I gave in and put her bowl on the floor.

This behavior continued on Tuesday morning. In the evening, I refused to let her win. When she wouldn’t do her tricks, I set her bowl on the table and walked off. A few seconds later, she came running after me. I led her back to her feeding place and asked her to do her tricks. She refused. I put the bowl down again and started to walk off, but she complied and did her tricks. I fed her and gave her positive feedback.

This morning she again refused to do her tricks. When I started to walk away, she sat, which is the last trick in her routine and stared at me with puppy-dog eyes. I weakened, decided that one trick was better than none and fed her. I’m sure she’ll be happy to see her mom tonight.

Cookie is a beautiful boxer that was badly abused. She was rescued from a dog-fighting ring. She was used for practice for the fighting dogs and her wonderful fawn-colored coat is marred by numerous scars and tears. After all of that, somehow she is still a sweet dog.

She hates men. Karen was hesitant to let me stay with them the first-time Connie dog sat for her because she thought I’d scare Cookie off. As it turned out, Cookie bonded with me while Mia kept her distance.

This time, Cookie acts like an old friend. She seems genuinely happy to see me when I walk in the door and cuddles up next to me on the couch. Karen is amazed by her reaction to me.

Today is my last day here. I’m doing laundry and cleaning the house, then I’ll take off and leave the dogs to Karen when she gets home this afternoon. Miraculously, neither of the dogs died or attacked me. The house didn’t burn down and I didn’t break anything (yet). From my point of view, this has been a successful venture.

We’ll see how Karen feels this evening.

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It's a Matter of Life or Death

5/10/2017

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One of my Facebook friends was recently in an auto accident that could have cost her life. She was driving down the freeway in wet conditions when another car hit her, spinning her car on the pavement. As fate would have it, there was an eighteen-wheeler behind her. The truck hit her broadsides and totaled her car.

Luckily, she walked away from the accident. Thank God for all the new safety technology built into cars these days.

She says that her life flashed before her eyes in the millisecond before impact. I can’t imagine how scary it must have been, seeing that semi barreling down on her.
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When she made the post, she asked for other people with near-death experiences to tell her about them. I’ve led a pretty adventurous life and have several tales to relate, so I thought I’d write about it here and send her a link.
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My first dance with death came when I was nine-years-old. My father was a commercial fisherman and he decided it was time for me to learn the trade. What can I say? I was a cheap (free) deck hand.

After my first trip, he fired his deck hand because he said I was more help to him than Jim was.

Like I said, he was cheap.

Out our next trip, we headed to sea with a hold full of ice and full diesel and water tanks. We sailed at the crack of dawn after being up all night preparing the boat for the trip. I was tired and so was Papa.

After we cleared Newport Beach Harbor and all the local shipping, he decided to go below to catch a couple of hours’ sleep. He left me on wheel watch. I was too short to see out the pilot house windows, so I jumped up to the counter and leaned against the glass.

With the warm California sun pouring in through the glass, it wasn’t long before I was asleep. I awoke to a loud OOOh-OOOh-OOOh sound. I looked out the window and saw a green wall in front of us. It was a thirty-thousand-ton Japanese freighter.

We smashed into them, shattering the timbers on the bow of our boat. Both Papa and I should have died that day. Only his expert seamanship and the U.S. Coast Guard saved our lives. The whole story is in my book
Blue Water & Me, Tall Tales of Adventures With my Father. You can get a copy at https://www.amazon.com/Murder-Strikes-Twice-Flaherty-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B01743KWT4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494435739&sr=8-1&keywords=Murder+Strikes+Twice.

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The second near-death experience for me was a couple of years later. I was again fishing with my father, but this time I was old enough to know the ropes.

We were sailing up the coast from San Diego to Newport, Oregon. It was late in the season and Papa had to get me home in time for school to start.

We left Morro Bay and headed north around Point Sur despite bad weather reports. It was Papa’s hope that we could round Point Sur before the storm hit. He was wrong.

A massive storm with hurricane-force winds swept down out of the North Pacific. Rain and hail pummeled the boat. The hail stuck to the decks and superstructure in a solid sheet of ice, making the boat top-heavy.

The waves were higher than the boat. I looked out of the pilot-house windows and couldn’t see the top of the next wave.

In the greatest act of courage I’ve ever seen in my life, Papa stood at the helm for thirty-six hours as he fought the storm. We were headed into the teeth of the monster, but going backwards over the bottom, the wind and current was so strong. Another few hours and we would have ended up on the rocks.

Finally, the storm broke and we limped into Monterey Bay. Once again, we should have died out there. God only knows why we made it. I felt that I must have something important to do with my life that fate spared me that day.

​Once again, you can read the whole adventure in
Blue Water & Me.
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Coasties crossing the bar at Winchester Bay, Oregon
That fall, 1962, my cousin Tony, his wife, Rose, and Abuelita, my grandmother, came up from Southern California to visit us in Oregon. Tony wanted to go salmon fishing.

Papa wouldn’t take a day off from work to go with him, so the rest of us piled in the family station wagon and headed to the coast.

We chartered a fishing boat and my sister, Quita, and I joined Tony and Rose and three other passengers on the great adventure.

Being the big, strong 11-year-old commercial fisherman that I was, I was the only one who caught any fish. The tide turned and it was time for us to head in. The other passengers were upset that they hadn’t caught anything, so the captain decided to stay out until everyone had a fish.

When we headed in, we were crossing the Umpqua River Bar against the tide. I have since learned that is a recipe for disaster.

The boat was tossed around like a cork in a maelstrom. We capsized and everyone went into the water. I surfaced near Quita. Neither of us could swim. A wave hit us and I was forced down, under the water. I went so deep that I touched the bottom. I fought to swim to the surface. My lungs were bursting. I gave up and exhaled. I don’t know what happened, but I took in a full breath of water and shot to the surface.

This time I came up near Tony. He clung to a piece of plywood. We spotted an orange life-jacket floating out of reach. Tony swam to it, kept it and gave me the plywood.

Somehow, the two of us reached the jetty. I gave up a dozen times, but Tony goaded me on. I wouldn’t be alive today if Tony hadn’t forced me to keep fighting.

Two workers on the jetty spotted us and helped us out of the water.

That day, six people lost their lives, including my sister. It was a turning point in my life.​
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My wife Connie and I were going skiing with our friends Rich and Kathy at Snoqualmie Pass northeast of Seattle. Rich had just broken up with his girlfriend and we thought a good day on the slopes would help.

Boy, were we wrong. As we skied the day away, Rich’s girlfriend showed up at the lodge with a new guy. Rich was crushed. His first reaction was anger. Then he was so upset that he couldn’t ski anymore, so we headed down the mountain.
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I forgot to mention that we went up in Rich’s car. When we left, he slid behind the wheel and I didn’t think it might not be safe to have an emotionally upset young man driving on snow and ice covered roads.

He was angry and got angrier. He hit the road like he was mad at it. I cautioned him several times about driving too fast for the road conditions. He paid no heed.

Washington Highway 2 is cut into the mountain sides with the bottom of the canyons about two thousand feet below. There are no guard rails. We rounded a corner and Rich lost control of the car. It spun out and time dropped into slow motion.

We made a three-sixty on the icy road, sliding ever closer to the edge. Connie and Kathy were screaming in the back seat. Rich was cussing. I remember looking at the canyon yawning below us and thinking “This is it.” I was fully ready to die.

We came within inches of the edge, the car continued its spin and turned back towards the mountain side. We smacked into a snowbank at sixty miles an hour. The drift cushioned the impact. We were all thrown around in our seatbelts, but no one was seriously hurt. Connie and Kathy were burned. They were pouring hot chocolate from a Thermos as we went out of control.

My heart was beating about a thousand beats a minute.
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Since then, I have never seen Rich push the limit driving. And we all lived happily ever after.
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The Victory under tow
My most recent brush with death came on our cruise down the Mexican coast. Dawn and I were alone on the Victory and it was the best week of my life. We sailed off shore in sunshine with a warm fifteen to twenty-knot breeze.

Out of San Diego, we trimmed the sails and didn’t touch them for days. We ran downhill with the wind off our starboard quarter and the current pushing us along. For days on end, our knot meter read ten knots. I had no idea the old girl could go so fast.

Every day we watched the whales play. Mostly they were California Grays, but occasionally we saw a humpback heading south early and Dawn spotted a pair of blue whales, the largest creatures to ever inhabit this planet, swim towards the
Victory, then dive underneath.

The days began and ended with huge pods of dolphin swimming towards shore to go fishing. We were literally in the midst of hundreds of the beautiful animals. Old sailors believe that dolphins bring good luck to a ship.

I guess we didn’t have enough dolphins.

We were about five miles off of Punta Abreojos. Arbreojos is Spanish for Keep Your Eyes Open, six hundred miles south of San Diego. The point was so named because of the rocks that stretch out to sea around it.

I had carefully plotted our course outside the dangerous rocks. We stood three-hour watches. We changed watches at four pm. Dawn went below and I took the deck.

I did the checks I did at the beginning of each watch. Everything was A-OK. I settled down in the cockpit and let Henry (out automatic pilot) run the boat.

In the waning hours of daylight, I spotted white water about two miles dead ahead. I watched carefully and didn’t see it again. What was it?

I went below to check the charts. It couldn’t be rocks, the MEXICAN charts showed clear water. It must have been a whale breaching.

It was getting dark and I was getting cold, so I decided that, while I was below deck, I’d put on warmer clothes. I just pulled on my sea boots when we hit.

It sounded like a freight train smashing into a concrete barrier. Sixty thousand pounds of boat tipped up on its nose. I was thrown from my feet. When I got to the deck, the
Victory was dead in the water. The pressure of the wind on her sails heeled her over ‘til the lee decks were under water. A wave lifted us and she smashed into the rock again, then it passed and we came back up.

Dawn crawled to the companionway hatch and yelled, “What happened?”

“We’ve hit a rock. Get your lifejacket on.”

We were stuck on the uncharted rock. I fired up the engine. We couldn’t go forward, nor yet go aft. The waves smashed us into the rock again and again.

I looked to seaward and saw a monstrous wave hovering over us. This is it, I thought, we’re dead. “Hold on,” I yelled.

The wave smashed down over us, flooding the decks. Water poured down into the cabin. I clung to the wheel or I would have been washed overboard. The wave lifted us over the rock and into deep water.

I headed out to sea and deep water, but we weren’t safe yet.

Dawn reported that we had water coming in. We got the sails down so we could handle the boat easier. Then the steering went out. We couldn’t control our direction.

I called in a Mayday. We got no response. “I guess we’re in this by ourselves,” I told Dawn as I fought to keep the boat afloat. About forty-five minutes later, I heard a call on the radio, in Spanish.

“To the boat that called Mayday, this is the Abreojos Fishing Cooperative. Can you read me.”

You betcha.

I talked with the man on the radio. They were from the fishing cooperative and they were launching a patrol boat to come out and help us.

By now it was dark and the wind was roaring. The patrol boat couldn’t find us, so we set off flares. They tried to take us in tow, but the waves were so high that we snapped the three-quarter-inch tow line.

Finally, we had to abandon ship and go ashore with the fishermen.

Once again, I shouldn’t be here writing this today. I don’t know how or why I’ve survived these experiences, but I try to make my life the best it can be each day.

My log from the crash is on-line at
http://pennwallace.com/disaster-at-sea-2012.html. I hope you’ll read the whole story.

Now that I’ve told you my near-death stories, I have a huge, fear-filled week coming up. This will probably be my closest brush with death yet.

You all know by now that I’m afraid of dogs. Dawn agreed to dog-sit for a friend with two rescue, special-needs dogs.

A couple of days ago, she got a call from her mother in Panama. Her step-father is coming to the States for surgery and Joyce wants Dawn to fly down and be with her for three weeks while Wes is gone.

That’s a no-brainer. Three weeks alone with her mother on a tropical island paradise (except for the bugs and snakes.) What's not to like?

Oops! That leaves our friend without a dog-sitter. Guess what? I got volunteered to fill the gap. I strongly believe in honoring your commitments and we made a commitment that we would take care of the dogs. I didn’t realize then that “we” meant “I.”

So next week I’ll be writing about my fear-filled adventures taking caro of two vicious beasts for five days. Stay tuned, it should be a hoot.
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Pyramid Marketing

4/27/2017

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My blog readership has dropped off in the last few weeks. I wonder if it’s because the last couple of blogs were about writing topics? If you have any feedback, please click here​ to send me your ideas.
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This week I want to talk about my Pyramid Marketing plan. Or rather, the presentation I just did for the San Diego Writers Guild on Pyramid Marketing. I had a ball. We had an overflow audience, everyone was involved and had lots of intelligent questions.

Sometimes I don’t learn easy. I’ve had many flops and failures and spent a lot of money getting it right, and it’s not perfect yet. But this plan has worked for me and I hope it can help other writers market their books more successfully.

The fundamental theme of my plan is hard work. If you want to publish a book, then go work in your garden or go fishing, this isn’t for you. If you want to build a writing business, then you need to pay close attention.

The Pyramid Marketing Plan is built one layer on top of the other. There’s nothing new or flashy here folks, it’s just an organized process to make your marketing work for you. As many of you know, I was a software engineer in a past life. I like things organized and want to build a process for everything. If you have a process, you can duplicate it again and again and expect similar results.

My plan is a process designed to maximize your marketing efforts. You must do the fifteen steps in order and you have to do them well. If you skip over steps, you will not have the same results you will get if you follow the plan. I’m not going to go into the detail I do when I give a presentation on this, but here are the steps.

     1.    Define your target audience
     2.   Start marketing early
     3.   Build your Author Brand
     4.   Join the writers community
     5.   Publish a Blog
     6.   Connect with readers
     7.   Choose cover theme
     8.   Write a good book
     9.   Choose method of publication
   10.   The Rollout
   11.   Cross Promotions
   12.   Email list promotions
   13.   Publish (at least) three times a year.
   14.   Get five titles on Amazon.com
   15.   Track your sales  ​

Click here to go to the PowerPoint presentation I used for the talk and get more details. If I get enough interest in this topic, I’ll write a treatise on the subject. If you’d like a booklet on Pyramid Marketing, click here to go to the “Contact Penn” page. I love doing this sort of stuff, but I’m not going to invest my time unless there are enough people interested.

As I said at the beginning, it’s all about hard work. There have been a few Cinderella stories, but don’t expect it to happen to you. You will spend a lifetime waiting for your prince to come. If you want something, you must go out and get it.

I spend two hours a day, every day, on my marketing effort. When I neglect my marketing, sales drop off immediately. When I run a promo or do some special marketing, I can see sales rise. I know many professional writers who make a living selling books. Some of them are in the high six-figure range. Every successful independent writer I know invests in their marketing effort.

​I hope you will have success too.

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The rewards of success
                                                          Author Services

​I'm still having fun with my author services business. It takes away from my writing efforts, but it's kind of a karma thing. So many people helped me when I was starting out that I like to give new (and experienced) authors a hand to get them started.

​This week I picked up two new clients. One has written the first three books in an intriguing series. Her three protagonists go around the world solving missing fine art and antiquities mysteries. It reminds me of the popular PBS series, ​History's Mysteries.

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​I'll help her edit her books and get them ready for publication, then we'll make the decision on how to publish them and bring them to you. I think this is going to be fun.

​My other new client is a lady who has written a children's book and needs help marketing it. I'm meeting her next week to get the details and start building her marketing plan.

​Stay tuned. I'll keep you informed of our progress and give you a chance to either get an Advanced Review Copy (ARC) for free or buy them at my "friends and family" discount price.
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My Writing Process

4/13/2017

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On April 17th, 2017, at 6:30 pm I’ll be making a presentation at the San Diego Writers and Editors Guild. I’ll be speaking on marketing in the social media age. For more information, go to their website at https://sdwritersguild.org/. If you live in the Southern California area drop by and see me. If you do come, be sure to introduce yourself. I like to meet my readers.

​On May 27th I'll be giving a presentation to the Publisher and Writers San Diego in Carlsbad at the Carlsbad Library. The meetings are held in a really nice theater.  Come on down. Let's pack the place. To learn more about the event  go to http://publisherswriters.org/
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Necessary Writing Tools

There are as many ways to write a book as there are authors. I have talked to bestselling, traditionally published authors who don’t know the plot or story when they start writing. We call these writers “pantsers” because they write by the seat-of-their-pants.

There are other writers who plot and outline the entire story before they write the first word. We call these people “outliners.”

There are dozens of degrees of each of these categories in between. Whatever works for you is the correct way to write.

Me, I’m an extreme outliner. I come from a software engineering background. During my years designing and building software and web applications for Fortune 500 companies, I learned that I wanted to know all the answers before I started coding. I didn’t like to be hit with surprises mid-project. Our axiom was “It’s cheaper to fix it in the design stage than it is in the build stage.”

The same applies to writing. I’ve known pantsers who found a glaring plot error in their story and ended up ripping out hundreds of pages and starting again. I rarely have such problems.
I bring that software engineering disciple to writing. I want to know the story, the characters, the plot and all of its twists before I start writing. That way, I prevent myself from putting inconsistencies in the story and end up with a cohesive whole.

This is not to say I’m rigid in my writing. Often times a character takes over the story in ways I never imagined and I have to make changes to my outline. When my beta readers read the manuscript and don’t understand something, it usually means I need to add another scene to explain what’s happening. Perhaps, during research on a specific item, I make new discoveries that take me off in a new direction. I go back and modify my outline to accommodate them.

The sample outline I have posted on my website is for my newest novel,
The Cartel Strikes Back. If your compare the outline to the book, you will find many differences. I can’t give away the ending, but it occurred to me halfway through the writing process, necessitating making changes further upstream in the book. You may view The Cartel Strikes Back outline here.

After I complete the outline, I sit down to start writing and something magical happens. My mind goes blank. I don’t have to think about what I’m writing or how I’m writing it. The letters and words just flow from my fingers, from my sub-conscious.

At this point, I know the story so well; I don’t have to think about what I’m writing. The words just appear on my computer screen. And know what? I have the same excitement and enthusiasm as a new reader reading the book for the first time.

It’s an exhilarating feeling. I only hope you can achieve this in your writing.
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Now we get to the blow-by-blow of my process. Remember: this is how I write. Your method may be something different.
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Researching Mexican Food
Research

My process begins with a story idea. For
The Inside Passage it was the arrest of a terror cell in Canada that were all Canadian-born citizens with college degrees. They planned to blow up Parliament and behead the Prime Minister on live TV. I pondered on why such people would turn against their own country, and a plot was born.

In the new Catrina Flaherty novel,
The China Town Murders, the story started with a news article about a Seattle attorney who had been arrested as a serial rapist. He preyed on illegal immigrants because they couldn’t go to the police. A perfect case for Cat.

After I have an idea, I begin the research. This could take several weeks. I need to know why the Canadians turned against their country, why the attorney became a rapist. I was worried I would have the FBI knocking on my door when I was researching
The Inside Passage, I spent so much time on jihadist websites.

​I copy and paste articles that I find helpful into a Word file so that I can refer to them later.
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​Beat Sheet
The beat sheet is a screen-writers tool I use to work through the plot of a novel before I start writing the outline. It helps me visualize the story before I get bogged down in details.

The beat sheet concept is adapted from Blake Snyder’s book
Save The Cat! If you haven’t read Save The Cat!, get a copy today.
You can download a sample beat sheet from my novel
Bikini Baristas here.
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By the time I’ve completed the beat sheet, I have a pretty good handle on how the story will unfold. I also know most of the characters that will appear in the book.

​Character Sketches
My next step is to write character sketches for all of the major characters. If a parking valet is going to appear in chapter two, then never again, I don’t bother with him. But, I do want to know the butler’s background. Where was he born, where did he go to school, what was his parent’s religion? All of these things will determine how he speaks and acts in the book.

You can find the character sketch I use here.

​The template is two pages long. By the time I fill it out and write the character synopsis at the bottom, it’s about four or five pages per character.
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Characters come in all sizes and shapes
Outline

With the beat sheet and character sketches in hand, I begin the outline.

My outlines have a section for each scene in the book. This way I can follow the plot through its machinations and keep characters and scenery consistent.

I write from a third-person single character point-of-view. Each scene is told through the point-of-view from only one character. I note in the outline whose point-of-view will be used in each scene.
I use Christopher’s Vogler’s The Writers Journey as the template for my outlines. This is another must-read for aspiring authors. I have a section for each stage of the story Mr. Vogler describes and fill in chapters and scenes below it.

For a copy of my outline template click here.

For a copy of the completed outline for The Cartel Strikes Back, click here.
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​Writing

My goal is to write about two thousand words a day. This is about eight pages. There are few days when I don’t make this goal. I have had great days where the words roll off my fingers when I written six or eight thousand words in a day.

Every day, I go back and read what I wrote yesterday. I give it a quick edit and make sure it’s consistent with previous chapters. Then I go on to my first scene for today.

I hear of people claiming to have “writer’s block.” I don’t know what that is. Since I’m writing from an outline, I always know what the next scene is about. When I sit down to write, I check my brain at the door. I put my fingers on the keyboard and the words just seem to flow. I watch the story appear on my screen and get the joy of reading it for the first time.

Remember: this is a first draft and not ready for human consumption.

My next step is the first re-write. (You say: FIRST! How many times do I have to write this book? Answer: until you get it right. I re-wrote Blue Water & Me fourteen times before it was ready for publication.) Mama sent me a quotation that read “There is no such thing as great writing, only great re-writing.” I’m not sure who said this, but I’ve been lead to believe that it was either Hemmingway or Steven King.

While I’m reading, editing and changing the story, I send out a call for beta-readers to my readers list.
I’m fortunate to have a loyal band of followers who want me to succeed. I usually get a couple dozen or so people to volunteer to read the rough draft and send me their comments. I ask them to find inconsistencies, tell me how they feel about the characters, what they liked and didn’t like.

When I get their feedback, I go back through the book making changes and corrections where needed. There have even been instances where a beta reader suggests a new plot twist or asks for an explanation that necessitates writing a new scene.

This is the second draft..
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Banging away on The Cartel Strikes Back
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At this point, I’m ready to send the manuscript to my editor. When I get it back, I begin the third draft.
When the third draft is complete, I put out a call to Advanced Readers. I give my followers a free Advanced Reader Copy (ARC) in exchange for an honest review on Amazon.com.

This has worked extremely well for me. I usually have twenty to thirty reviews posted on the first day the book is for sale.

While I’m waiting for the reviews to be returned, I send the book out to my proof-reader. She usually gets it back to me in a couple of days.

When I get the proof and feedback from the ARCs back, I begin the final copy. I label it “Master Copy” and guard it jealously. No changes are made in any of the previous copies. The master copy is the version that will be published.

When I’ve finished my review (and correction) of the master copy, I go over it again for format. All chapter titles must be the same distance from the top of the page. The table of contents must be updated and approved. I add marketing material at the beginning and end of the book.
Now we have the finished copy.

The next step is to format the book for Amazon and upload it.

I always tell people that writing the book is only 50% of the process. I spend another 50% of the time publishing the book. The final 50% of the project is the marketing. That deserves a whole treatise on its own.

You can read more about marketing your books here.

So there you have it, my process for writing. From idea to publication may take from three to six months, depending on what’s going on in my life. According to my marketing plan (to see my marketing plan template click here.) I’m supposed to write three books a year. Sometimes I make that, sometimes I only get two done. You have to be flexible.

I’m glad to share this information with you. If you wish to discuss this further contact me by clicking here.
Happy writing and good luck
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All The News That's Fit

3/28/2017

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On April 17th, 2017, at 6:30 pm I’ll be making a presentation at the San Diego Writers and Editors Guild. I’ll be speaking on marketing in the social media age. For more information, go to their website at https://sdwritersguild.org/. If you live in the Southern California area drop by and see me.
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​Let’s start with Murder Strikes Twice. What a promo! I can’t thank all of you enough for downloading a free copy. We ended last week as the #1 best seller on Amazon’s Crime Fiction list. So far I’ve gotten ten new reviews on the book.

Come on, people. Only ten of you, out of the more than five thousand who downloaded the book, cared enough to write a review? I am extremely grateful to the ten who posted new reviews. I’ll share some of them below, but you have to realize that reviews are an author’s bread and butter (or should I say tortillas and frijoles?). They help people make decisions to buy the book, they convince Amazon to promote the book and they legitimize the author. I would consider it a personal favor if you would post a review as soon as you complete the book.

Now, speaking of reviews, here are a few of my favorites:

Four Stars
A Nonstop Read!
By Zee on March 23, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition | Verified Purchase
Enjoyed this story of murder with a touch of legal/court proceedings as well. This was my introduction to author, and was a very positive one. I will be anxious to read more of his works.

Five Stars
Great Book
By Sylvia R.on March 22, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition| Verified Purchase
I really enjoyed reading this book. I liked the plot of the story and the characters. I am usually able to guess the ending of most books, but I did not see this one coming.

Five Stars
Cat
By lois brown on March 22, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition |Verified Purchase
Good,good,good,book. Enjoyed it very much. Characters were real and on the line of being real...thank I have found me a new author to read.

But here is my favorite:

Five Stars
Cat is my hero!
By marlene harmon on March 19, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition |Verified Purchase
A great read. I wanted more. Cat is the woman most of us want to be.
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Thank you Marlene
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Now on to other stuff.

My good friend and writers group fellow, David S. Larson has a big coup. He landed a big-time New York Agent for his book
The Last Jewish Gangster.
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I’ve been reading Dave’s book for a couple of years now in our writers group. It’s the true-life biography told in novel format of New York’s gangster Michael J. Hardy. I love this book and highly recommend it to any true-crime readers out there.

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I finished the edits on Last Tango for Che. What is it with “lasts?” That’s two books with last in the title this week.

Anyway, I love this book by Elina Castro. It’s back in her hands. I do believe if she makes the corrections I’ve pointed out, she has the potential to have a best seller. I’ll keep you informed of her progress. She’s going the traditional route in publishing, so I expect it will be about a year or more before it sees print.

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Progress is moving along on The Chinatown Murders. I already have three people signed up as beta readers and I haven’t even issued the call for beta readers yet. Next week I’ll post a call. I can take up to ten readers, but these must be people committed to read the book and submit their comments to me within two weeks.

I’ve sent the cover proof back to my designer and expect the finished version any day. I’ll post that here as soon as I get it. For now, here's my favorite candidate.

I’m always thinking ahead. Next up is a Ted Higuera book where Ted takes on ISIS as they launch cyberwarfare against the United States. I’ve been saving up all kinds of cyber attacks such as stopping a pacemaker, hacking a car, hacking into home appliances, etc. It’s going to be a fun ride.

​The new Catrina Flaherty book,
The Chinatown Murders, ends with Cat in Panama. I don’t think this is too much of a spoiler. You’ll never figure out how she gets there. Anyway, the next Catrina Flaherty Mystery will take place on Bocas del Toro, a tropical island off the north-eastern shore of Panama, where she gets mixed up with another serial killer. Keep reading to get more details.

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    Pendelton C. Wallace is the best selling author of the Ted Higuera Series and the Catrina Flaherty Mysteries. 

    The Inside Passage, the first in the Ted Higuera series debuted on April 1st,  2014. Hacker for Hire, The Mexican Connection, Bikini Baristas, The Cartel Strikes  Back, and Cyberwarefare are the next books in the series.


    The Catrina Flaherty Mysteries currently consist of four stories, Mirror Image, Murder Strikes Twice, The Chinatown Murders, and the Panama Murders. Expect to see Cat bounce around the Caribbean for a while.

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