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Dawn and I decided to spend a few days in Panama City before returning home. I found a lovely colonial style hotel in Casco Viejo, the old town. It was originally built in the nineteenth century as a mansion for a French planter. The place was like something out of a Bogey and Bacall movie.
Painted light blue with white trim, it had a turret on the corner of the top floor. The lobby was filled with antiques and the place looked frozen in the Thirties.
The only bad thing I have to say about the Magnolia Inn was that we had to climb four flights of stairs to get to our room. With my bad knees, that was a problem.
The second and third floors of the hotel is a youth hostel. Groups of young people filled the place with an excitement and energy you don’t find in a five-star hotel.
I went all-out for our last nights in Panama. I got a top-floor suite for around a hundred dollars (US) a night. We had a queen sized bed, a little mini-kitchen area and a private bathroom. It was a nice room, but by no stretch of the imagination a “suite.”
The Casco Viejo district was great fun. Many of the building are from the colonial era and have been lovingly restored. Shops and restaurants flourish at street-level and apartments and condos fill the upper floors.
The neighborhood is also a haven for small but wonderful restaurants. During our time in Bocas, I was convinced that there was no good food in Panama. Once we were in Panama City, it didn’t take long to convince me otherwise.
I still don’t know much about Panamanian cuisine because the Panamanian restaurants all seemed to be seafood places. I’m okay with seafood, but wouldn’t go out of my way to find it.
However, there were good Italian, tapas, Mexican and French restaurants. Our last dinner in Panama was at a little French bistro across the street from the French Embassy. It was delightful.
We had dinner downstairs in the restaurant, then rode the elevator to the roof. There was a long bar against a wall and a corrugated iron roof over the open-air lounge. When we stepped off the elevator, we were met by a hostess. The bar was full. They were having some sort of special promotion sponsored by a beer company.
The hostess sized us up and asked us to follow her. She led us through the bar, opened a velvet rope and ushered us into the VIP section. I don’t know if we got the treatment because we were Gringos (there were lots of Gringos that didn’t get into the VIP section) or because we were old or because we just looked important.
We sat at the bar, had free tapas (if we weren’t already full from dinner) and took in the sights and sounds.
All of this when people lined up at the elevator on the first floor, waiting for someone to leave so they could go up.
Now that I think about it, they probably put us in the VIP section because we’re so damned good looking.
We never left Casco Viejo while we were there. We did tons of walking, visited historic sites, old churches etc. One day we could see some sort of celebration going on in the park from our window. We walked down, cruised the stalls, I got a hot dog and Dawn joined a professional dance troupe as they danced in the plaza.
We spent a whole day at the Panama Canal. Most of the people there oohed and aahed, but having been through the Ballard Locks in Seattle dozens of times, it was impressive but not overwhelming.
There is a wonderful museum at the locks. I’m the kind of guy that reads every plaque (and I’m a slow reader) and views every display. Dawn’s attention span is not quite up to going to a museum with me. She soon disappeared.
I caught up to her in the last room and we went looking for the overview to the locks. We found a little café, had a cup of coffee and rested my weary knees.
We took a shuttle from our hotel and too soon he was loading up again. We took the scenic route back to the hotel and drove over and along the canal for some time. We were rewarded with seeing some ships that had already locked through taking the Canal towards the Atlantic side.
when it was built, it was some feat of engineering, especially when you consider that it had never been done before. The largest ships in the world, aircraft carriers, super tankers and now super cruise ships were not able to use the Canal because they were too big.
At the time the locks were built a huge ship was three hundred feet long. Now, with these Goliaths up to a thousand feet long, the locks are obsolete.
Being an enterprising country, Panama solved the problem. In April of 2016, shortly before we got there, they opened a new system of locks that could handle the big boys.
There has been lots of talk about building a second canal, through Nicaragua’s Lake Nicaragua, but political events pretty much shut down that project. With the new locks, the Panama Canal is well positioned to handle Twenty-First Century needs.
Panama is truly the crossroads of the world. Everything being transported between Europe and the East Coast to Asia and the West Coast must travel through the Canal.
I would have loved to stay a few more days in Panama City to explore, but San Diego waited for us. We had to catch a cab to the airport on our fourth morning to head home.
We were fooling ourselves.
We had tickets on Spirit Airlines. We got to the airport on time (around six am), flew through security and sat and waited at our boarding gate. And waited. And waited. There was an announcement that our flight was delayed. The woman at the boarding gate asked all passengers transferring to another flight to please come and talk to her.
We had two options. We could postpone our flight until tomorrow and fly on our regular schedule.
The other option was that we could fly out as scheduled but this left us with a nine hour layover in Tampa. The airline would put us up in a hotel, she told us, until the seven thirty flight to the West Coast. We just had to check in with the boarding agent in Tampa, she said, and they would arrange everything.
We already checked out of our hotel and I didn’t want to pay for another night’s stay so we took the second option. When the plane finally loaded, we crammed ourselves into the uncomfortable seats and settled in for three hours of torture.
The flight home was every bit as unpleasant as our flight to Panama, but we bucked up and took it. We arrived in Tampa, went through customs and headed for Sprit Airlines check-in desk.
In keeping with the general lack of service at this airline, the boarding agent told us that the woman in Panama was wrong. We didn’t qualify for a hotel room.
Since our layover was during the day, the airline would not provide the promised hotel room, although we could use the meal vouchers.
I exploded. After the situation in Panama and three hours of cramped, uncomfortable travel, I went postal. I demanded to see the supervisor.
She came out and explained to me, again, why we didn’t qualify for a room. I told her what the agent in Panama told us and she said the Panamanian agent was wrong. She had no right to promise us a room.
I showed her our vouchers for a room and demanded that they keep their promise. The supervisor started back pedaling. Dawn says that she gets embarrassed when I get so assertive, but I wasn’t going to back down. The supervisor was not a happy puppy.
Finally the supervisor advised us to go have breakfast. She would call the hotels and see if she could find us a room.
We followed her advice and found a café close by the boarding gate. I ordered, but Dawn was so upset that she just sat catatonically and waited.
The food was what you would expect from airport fare and the prices accordingly high. Our voucher covered about half the cost.
After our meal, we sat and had coffee while we waited. The supervisor showed up at our table and informed us that she had found a room. She was all apologetic and humble. None of the braggadocio that she showed at the counter.
We accepted her apology and took the room voucher. After catching a shuttle to the hotel we checked in. As was par for our travel, the hotel lobby was under construction and we couldn’t find the check-in desk.
Finally, we got to our room and climbed into bed for a nice nap.
Refreshed, we took the shuttle back to the airport and were on our way. We arrived in San Diego about twelve hours late, grabbed a cab and rode back to the marina. The cab driver was some sort of African and couldn’t believe that we lived on a boat. Here we were coming back from spending four months in the Panamanian jungle and all he could think about was us living on a boat. It was outside his sphere of credibility.
Walking down the dock with a ton of baggage in our hands, I was a little nervous. Our neighbor Tom kept an eye on the boat and sent a couple of emails letting us know that she was okay, but I had to see with my own eyes. Four months is a long time to be away from your floating home.
As we walked down the dock, we could see her masts standing tall and proud above the other masts on our dock. At least she was still floating.
We climbed aboard and began putting her back together. We had stripped her down when we left so we needed to turn on the refer and freezer, make the beds and generally get her ready for life aboard again.
We were so tired that we did the bare minimum and saved the unpacking for the next day.
But all’s well that ends well. We were home. We had an incredible adventure, seen amazing things and met wonderful people. Perhaps best of all, I got the plot for another book.
Keep your eyes on my website. When the Panama book comes out, it will be about Catrina hunting down a serial killer on Bocas del Toro.
For the meantime, I return to more local events. A lot has happened since we’ve been home and I need to catch you up.
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